The Mega-Zine Museum
June 27, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER Chloe, why didn't you say "I am me" instead of "I am an anthropodorphic personification"? It means the same thing. Overextensive vocabulationary symnasticism often elicits a dischuffulatory response.
LITTLE OWL Treat me the way you want to live. I'd love to, but I simply don't have the cash.
TWISTED APATHY The universe is one massive cowpat. Outside is the real world (and giant flies). I think you may have failed your astrology exam.
TO ALL 'ZINERS OUT THERE,
I'm the new girl on the block and you'd better watch out 'cos I'm an 'ard case!
I have 21 bodily and facial piercings and eight tattoos. I'm also a massive fan of The Life Of Brian.
On a closing note, who cares about trendies? Get on with your own life and don't worry about anybody else.
Immensely tattooed and pierced girl.
"The Life of Brian"?
NOW THAT'S SCARY!
BY 'ECK IT'S ANNOYING,
Isn't it strange the way people are always saying "it's not looks that are important, it's what's on the inside".
Such hypocrisy! It seems to me that all a lad wants is a big-breasted companion and girls want a six-pack.
So, all you chunky chics, I'm yer man, and trust me, LOOKS AREN'T IMPORTANT.
The 'Zine is ideal because you can judge people without seeing them.
(Surely not very) Ugly Bloke.
Looks so often hide a genuine talent,
LOOK AT LEONARDO AND KEANU.
DEAR 'ZINE,
Are we growing older or younger?
Every second we live we grow further into the future and so become "newer".
Therefore, doesn't this mean that we are growing younger?
Black Rose.
So that's why antiques are so
EXPENSIVE!
'ZINERS,
I have just discovered the 'Zine and can't believe this level of nonsense is available to anyone with Teletext.
I salute you!
Meanwhile, don't you think the 'Zine should use its influence to start a crusade to reclaim the Holy Grail?
Her Witchiness the High Hipsteress of Insanity.
NO.
