The Mega-Zine Museum
June 26, 1998
NINJA HAMSTER About those shampoo adverts. Apart from the accent, I can't tell the difference between David Ginola and Jennifer Aniston. Oh come on, she tackles back way more.
LITTLE OWL Walking in the countryside, walking in the countryside, walking in countryside... sorry, I'm rambling. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
JESSIE THE RABID I still have a library book which was due back on March 31, 1996. Can anyone beat that? I think the Krays probably did worse stuff.
DARLING SPROG OF THE SOUTH
Congratulations on your recent weight loss. I bet you feel better, and you will attract beautiful people like a magnet.
Ignore WLW's comment "size doesn't matter". If she is female, she's fat and jealous. If he is male, he will be referring to something other than his weight.
The Beautiful One.
Hmmmmmm. Come on you porksters,
STRIKE BACK!!!
FELLOW 'ZINESTERS,
Some things to do now that exams have finished — to fill the days.
- Sleep — catch up on what you missed during the exams.
- Plan ways to destroy the Teletubbies.
- Write to 'Zine and annoy the team into printing at least one letter.
Anyone got any other ideas?
Polly (in bloom).
So what you're actually saying is
DO NOTHING!
NOSTRADAMUS' PREDICTIONS:
China invades Europe next year.
A great leader rises by the year 2000.
The Med will be wiped out by nuclear disaster next year.
World War 3 in mid-2000. It will end in 2003 with most life on Earth destroyed.
Prince Charles to be King by the end of next year.
The God Within.
Oh.
WELL AS LONG AS THE WEATHER'S NICE...
'ZINERS,
Three points:
- Why do schools hate piercing?
- Adam Ant is very sexy in a "New Romantic" way. His lashings of make-up drive me wild!
- Please say Brian Molko isn't going bald. My best mate says he's going thin on top.
Lady of the Flowers.
Come on Brian,
HANG ON TO YOUR HAIRDO.
