The Mega-Zine Museum
June 14, 1998
INDIE KIDDER. How much does Ninja Hamster spend on stamps? Also what is the best on blokes Eyeliner or Kohl pencil? Neither.
CRAZY SHEEP GIRL. Button up Adidas trousers... Why? What is the purpose of the buttons?
BASKET CASE. If many hands make light work then why do too many cooks spoil broth? And a rolling stone gathers no moss. Anyone who isn't confused clearly doesn't understand the situation.
Why edit letters,
Or turn poetry to prose,
Leave it to your betters,
The writing to compose,
You edited my poem,
And ruined the lines I penned,
That's why you are not going to,
Hear from me again.
By The Big Hairy Toe
THANK GOD!
MY TACTICS WORKED!
A word of warning.
Does anyone see what the so-called Ninja Hamster is trying to do to you? He's trying to use his subliminal ninja mind to get you on his side.
He's getting a letter printed every week. Why?
Ziners spread the word, join the K-ist AHOTNK (anti hamster of the ninja kind) and rid the world of this menace.
Mystical green K-energy mass.
TRY PUTTING SOME MONEY IN YOUR LETTERS
THEN WE MIGHT PRINT THEM! (JOKE!)
TO ALL THOSE FIGHTING FOR ORIGINALITY
How infuriating can the toxic wasteland of the trendies be! Every time some-thing creative happens in the outer reaches of society they barge in with their mass-produced clothing.
We Goth girls were the first to wear tiaras, then they found out.
Maybe we should blow their shops up, then they'll die 'cause they can't go shopping.
Kamikaze Girl.
ACTUALLY, THE TREND WAS SET BY
THE QUEEN!
