The Mega-Zine Museum
June 13, 1998
The Lost Porridge A tip: If you play back Hanson songs at high speed, they sound exactly like Alvin and the Chipmunks. You obviously have an exciting life.
Fluffy Cute Chinchilla Girl: Where did Bob the Fish go? Any answers?
Spurros In answer to The Old Man - The Teletubbies have become the cornerstone of Britain's socio-economic enterprise: do not mock. Yeah, whatever!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Let me tell you a short story.
Once upon a time, there was a Dalmatian called Goldie (strange name for a Dalmatian) who used to take his eyes out and roll them around on the floor.
One day, an eye went missing and instead of looking for it he used a rolled up sheet of paper.
The moral is: If you want good exam results, write the answers on a sheet of paper and put the paper in your eye socket.
Faz Women.
REMEMBER THAT ONE KIDS!
TOP TIP!
COACH TRIP LIST
- Graffiti the backs of seats.
- Tie the shoe-laces together and draw on the face of anyone who sleeps.
- Make extremely rude signs out of the window.
- Hold the coach up for approximately 45 minutes with toilet stops.
- Constantly annoy adults/teachers.
- Vomit everywhere.
Riot Girl.
APPALLING BEHAVIOUR...
LIKE IT!!!
ARMAGEDDON IS MY HOUSE
You know what I said about the three-year-old? Well, call me paranoid, but I'm sure I keep hearing this blackbird singing Barbie Girl and the seagulls keep laughing at me.
Is this a bird conspiracy? Am I mental?
Basket Case.
DON'T ASK ME,
ASK YOUR THERAPIST!
Alrighty Ziners
The Boeing 737 was destined to crash and everybody on board knew it. The head air hostess ran into the cockpit and yelled, "Please, Captain, put the auto-pilot on and make me feel like a woman one last time."
The pilot ripped off his shirt passionately and growled, "Go on then, love. Iron this for me."
Ugly Bloke, Rimmerworld.
ANY MEN JOKES OUT THERE, GIRLS?
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS!
