The Mega-Zine Museum
June 12, 1998
BASKET CASE LE YA DE YA With my ginger (and purple) hair, I burn with factor 30 on. That's the price I pay for such a gorgeous hair colour. ?....!?...!!!?
REAL WORLD MAN Men are caring and sensitive - they just can't afford to be wimps because women depend on them to make everything right. I agree. (I have to - my mum told me to.)
MEDLEY/STARRY Since time started, stardust is in every one of us. Aren't we special? Insanity can be charming!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I need some advice from REAL people.
I think I'm beginning to fancy one of my mates! I know from another friend of mine that he used to fancy me and possibly still does.
If we did go out, things would never be the same between us and our friends. Also, I know that some of my mates fancy him, one of whom would never speak to me again if we did go out.
Indie Kidder.
IF YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOUR MATES
STICK TO YOUR ENEMIES!
WONDERFUL PIECE OF ADVICE
Never go out with your friends. You may think it will all turn out beautifully, but you'd be wrong.
The sad thing is that when it's all over, no matter how much everyone wants to believe it can be the same again, it never can be.
Feelings are hard to shut down.
An Injured Party in this Business.
JUST BECAUSE IT DIDN'T WORK FOR YOU!
I MEAN, LOOK AT ROSS AND RACHEL!!
'ZINERS
I have two pet chinchillas. One is grey and the other is white.
The grey one is a "ickle" girl called Smokey. The white one is a "ickle" boy called Oscar.
They live in a big, specially made, chinchilla cage. They're really cute and fluffy and I love them to bits.
Fluffy Cute Chinchilla Girl.
SOFTY - BUT OUR FAVOURITE RODENTS ARE
RATS!!
RIOT GIRL AND BAD MOTHER
Do you wear plastic shoes? Do you have fabric handbags or purses? Do you have no necklaces with leather string? Or are you as hypocritical as most vegetarians I know?
I admire vegetarians, but I am afraid I know too many who are hypocrites and have no right to sit in judgment on those of us who eat meat.
The Girl Who Can Fly.
YEAH, AND WHAT ABOUT
SUCKING YOUR THUMB?
