The Mega-Zine Museum
June 10, 1998
FIDO I may be paranoid and insecure but life is still wonderful. If I can see Friends, Ren And Stimpy or The Prisoner, I'm a happy bloke. Simple needs, eh?
NINJA HAMSTER An anagram of 'Zine is I,zen. Subliminal religious programming or what? Let me meditate on that for a while...
ANKH GIRL I used to miss my ex-boyfriend a lot. But then I learnt to punch straight. Well, if you can't join 'em... beat 'em!
DEAR 'ZINERS
I have been reading Mega-zine for more than two years and the issue of boys wearing make-up has to be one of the most intriguing yet. It has made me realise just how rare liberal mindedness is.
My belief is that everybody is given a body and they are entitled to do whatever they like with it.
People should just remember 'Judge not, and ye shall not be judged'.
The Omniscient.
REMEMBER LADS!
MAKING-UP IS HARD TO DO!
MY BEST FRIEND
Underneath, her face is deceitful.
She's not the angel she appears to be.
Her shine is fake and feeds on misery.
She hides her traps where she knows you can't see.
Ignore and you may escape unaffected.
Learn and you will grow to be immune.
I let her feed on me.
By The Pretty Hate.
Was that 'best friend' or
BEAST FRIEND?
WH-HEY!
Time, space, death and reality don't really exist because they're just concepts. War is a futile effort and no good comes of it, the currency is a corrupt institution, and everyone should love each other.
All the world's problems solved in one sentence.
Nameless Non-conformist.
World problems? Aren't you forgetting
NOEL EDMONDS!?!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
I've been somewhat surprised to notice that the 'Zine has avoided football fever so far this year. NOT ANYMORE!!!
Can I just say two things involving this subject?
- Chumbawamba's Top Of The World is the VERY BEST of the unofficial football anthems.
- Put a poster on your wall which reads "England are going to WIN the World Cup" and throw darts at it.
Aquarius.
How does it FAHL to be
ON TOP OF THE WORLD?!
