The Mega-Zine Museum
May 31, 1998
PSYCHEDELIC MERECAT "You're only supposed to blow the 'bloody doors off" is from "The Italian Job" starring Michael Caine. Thanks for the info Electric Parsnip, not a lot of people know that.
'ZINERS! Don't you think that Yoda is the ruler of all that is good and cool? No. Sorry Frances Farmer, we don't.
THE WISE FOOL ASKS....... Why do blokes ask for my phone number if they don't intend to phone? Any ideas fellas?
TO ALL 'ZINERS,
I have just discovered the 'zine and think that you are the coolest people ever.
I apologise sincerely for not reading it before but I wrongly assumed that everyone writing in would be tacky and have fake and shallow personalities.
I now see the error of my ways.
Transylvanian Tracie.
Now this is the kind of letter we
LOVE!!!!!!!
EXAM PEOPLE,
I don't see what all the fuss is about over exams. Some people seem to be brickin' their pants.
The secret is to stay calm, you take in more info.
I know people need grades to get on certain courses, but panic ain't goin' to help. Take a chill pill!
Bomb Head.
Wise words mate. Remember -
CALMNESS IS STRENGTH.
FIREFLY,
No, men are actually (according to recent scientific research) genetically defective. They lack the genes which would give them the same emotions and level of human understanding as women.
However, I do know one guy who actually seems to be a caring sort - he must be a genetic freak.
The Maid of the River.
So guys, you're all freaks!
OR DO YOU DISAGREE?
