The Mega-Zine Museum
May 15, 1998
THE WISE FOOL If everybody thought before they spoke then nobody would say anything! Gives peace on earth a different meaning...
ANGLO/IRISH MRS O'HANLON Am I the only person in the universe who cried when Dermot Morgan died apart from his family? Please help! Nope.
NINJA HAMSTER People wish for things they can't have and don't need, but they never stop to think about the purpose of existence. But then we'd want to live forever...
DEAR ZINE
Roadrunner is a nutter! I know this because she is my friend and goes to my college, and I do psychology A-level.
Also, she once ate two hot fudge sundaes in a row! I rest my case.
The Wise Fool
Two hot fudge sundaes? Did she flake
OUT OR JUST GET A SORBET-BELLY?
HELP ME!
'Tis me again, Girl Friday, returned from my philosophical grave. I bet you don't even remember me, do you? (The trouble with the green pool is there's no life guard?) Never fear, I'll forgive you. For now, I need your help.
Some time ago, a frightfully-intelligent 'Ziner wrote in proclaming that the meaning of life is 42. Why?
Whoever you are, write in and explain yourself! My life might depend on it!!!
The Forgotten, Girl Friday
Trying to hitch a lift to Factsville
CAN YOU ADAMS AND EVE IT? (CLUE)
DEAR ZINERS
The mind plays tricks on you. Maybe so, but sometimes things are as they seem, as I found out while fixing my house.
At first glance I thought I had turned insane,
like a little A-team Murdock was dancing in my brain.
When his crazy feet stoped I just had to look again,
but still my view was the same —
the blooming Krankies blocking up my drain.
Spindeling Ronnie
Love it when a spam thinks he's clever!
FACE FACTS AND HAVE A CUP OT T...
TO KING OR MAYBE QUEEN GOTH
I totally agree with you and I'm glad that someone else finds 'metaller' goths completely annoying, and false. Most of them are about 13 years old anyway and probably haven't even heard of Suspiria or even remember the '80's.
I hate Marilyn Manson, and I place all the blame on him for this outbreak of pseudos.
So thank you for putting 'Marilyn' fans in their place.
Electric Parsnip
Or is there a tin possibility you hate
THEM BECAUSE THEY STEEL THE SHOW?
