The Mega-Zine Museum
May 14, 1998
SOUL SEARCHER Afka Gonzo: I love you, and your ego. Also, Broken Circles rules. Does anyone else miss Rainbow Trout? In lemon and parsley, yes.
KAMIKAZE GIRL King Goth: All the power in the world resides in the eyes. You have such pretty eyes. Hallowe'en until Manyata. You seem so seductive, are you just an illusion? Or was it a dream....
RED CHIPOLATA Greetings Earthlings. Did you know that an anagram of "Artist Formerly Known as Gonzo" is "Tool's Warm Raft Snoring On Key"? Os?
DEAR AVERAGE GIRL etc
I need help this summer. I'm going on holiday and I don't know how to cope without 'Zine.
I'm taking pen and paper with me but it won't be the same not being able to read the other letters.
Please give me tips on how to manage, otherwise I won't be responsible for my actions.
Bandia Gaelach
The only hints I can give are felt-tips
DRAWING ON MY EXPERIENCE, THAT IS
DEAREST WLW AND 'ZINERS
It seems strange to think that one day we will just be dusty remains in the ground, our souls lost in the wilderness of the afterlife, the vessels that once held them just artifacts which may one day be dug up and examined.
This barren desert of our dreams, empty of all but forgotten memories. Maybe there we will meet friends in spirit, unknown in life.
Vampyre Kat - feeling optimistic
A grave impression you're projecting!
ARE YOU A RELIC STREET PREACHER?
KING GOTH
I worship the ground you walk on. Lad Goths who wear make-up are NOT gay.
I think it looks dead sexy. In fact, the more the better.
Keep the eye-liner on and ignore those tiny-minded idiots who think otherwise.
They're the freaks, not us. Alice Cooper rules.
Natural Born Killer
Could this be the make-up of an
AESTHETICALLY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Talk about freedom of speech. How come you are only allowed 60 words max for penpals? And is there a word limit to write in here?
I need answers and I need them now. Who is AFKA Gonzo? And where is Ninja Hamster? And what happened to all the other letters I sent in?
Please help me. Please answer me. Please print me. PLEASE!
Scully Warrior
Freedom of speech? You're off this
PLANET! IT BOILS DOWN TO SPACE, MAN!
