The Mega-Zine Museum
May 9, 1998
THE MAD FERRET One day Mr Bump bumped his head, and now Mr Bump is dead...
GOOD PEOPLE, Will you please stop going on about boy bands, if you want to hear some real music listen to AQUA, they are THE best band going. AQUA-rius
EH-OH!!
I'm looking for any Radiohead or Supergrass singles.
Does anyone know when The Dandy's are releasing an album? They are amazing live!
Love WENDY.
YO MAN!
Here are three questions that need to be answered to fulfil all Ziner's destinies:
- Are Hanson evil genetic experiments or are they just Texas residents?
- When are the Manic Street Preachers going to release any new material?
- Why do half of my school only have one brain cell between them?
FROM THE BABAZOO BIRD ON A HILL IN TIBET
WATCH OUT. YOU'LL BE LYNCHED BY
TEXAN'S OR HANSON FANS!!!
DEAR ZINERS,
Earth a simulated reality?
It all seems so real!
Look, taste, smell, hear, feel!
A transitory, virtual reality?
Goodbye unreal Earth!
You don't die, or lie, or cry,
in the Civilization of the Universe!
FROM ME
It seems to me like
VIRTUAL INSANITY
Ziners,
On the 'Which sex is best' debate, we would like to say it has been proven scientifically that girls:
- Do better at school
- Are less likely to lose things
- Are more resilient to illness
On the other hand boys don't have to suffer at that time of the month and are generally stronger, have louder voices and can walk around topless!
BUTCH ACCOUNTANT & THE YUPPIES KID
What is this obsession with sex and
WHO CARES WHAT SCIENTISTS SAY??
INVIGILATOR,
To the one that is so small,
Your smiling face knows
the pain our brains shall take.
You wish good luck to all
and pace up and down the hall,
But why, oh why
Do you smell of meat balls
Which makes my eyes water
When you pass?
Mr. G: His debut.
What about all the Ziner's who
LOVE MEATBALLS??
