The Mega-Zine Museum
May 8, 1998
THE MAD FERRET One day Mr Bump bumped his head, and now Mr Bump is dead.
EASTUNDER I can't believe that Nigel has left EastEnders. No one on the square has his taste in fashion! Sick and Twisted
TO MEGAZINE Mistakes have nothing to do with dishonesty. A mistake is just a mistake. Bob the Fish made a mistake. Bob deserves an apology from all those who maligned him. Neo-Tech Angel
WOMEN ROCK!
Fact: Woman are better than men. I'm male, I can see this, why can't other blokes?
They can:
- Wear make-up without fear of persecution.
- Live in peace, lacking the hormone for war.
- Well, one word: multiply.
They're also smarter, funnier, more interesting and better to look at.
Alcopop Boy
Yes, you are truly
A MAN OF THE '90s!
DEAR 'ZINE
What utter rubbish are you talking about? The meaning of life is not to be deceived by the lies etc (although it was a good point), but it is to create new life, to wonder about the meaning of life etc.
Also, we are all chess pieces controlled on a very different chess board by our own stupid actions, and aliens, I know this for I have seen them!
Scully Warrior
Take your sanity into check, mate
THE ONLY ALIEN IN CHESS IS SIR CLIFF
GREETINGS MORTALS,
Let it be known that I am very pleased with Servant. He has offered to aid me in my quest to prevent the Teletubbies from warping the minds of young children.
Servant, I propose that you change your humble name to either The Master's Chosen or The Master's Champion.
I await your reply.
Master
Master Stupid more like! Just change
THE CHANNEL LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!
EAU ROUGE
No, I don't have blonde or red hair, Italian blood or a wasp sting but I do have a desire to go west.
My eyes are a truly NOT great shade of blue and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Formula One Angel
I see a big emphasis on appearance here
DON'T YOU START TO AT-TIRE OF IT?
