The Mega-Zine Museum
April 13, 1998
DEAR CELESTIAL BLISS Give Dipsy a break. He's only three years old and bound to get confused sometimes.
RED CHIPOLATA: You're going mad trying to find people who have heard of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy- well I'm trying to get away from them!
JABBAWKIE: I can't tell you how happy I am to receive my tickets for SOULFLY. People who don't know it's already to late!
DEAR MEGAZINEST,
In reply to Discoteque Wreck - you are moronic. Brian Molko is not true beauty I know skinheads who are more effeminate than him. Leonardo DiCaprio is true beauty, he's so georgeous, especially his eyebrows.
England should place both his eyebrows up front for the World Cup, there're that lovely.
As for your true music... Nirvana I allow, but KORN are the 2nd worst band in the world.
BAD MOTHER
SO YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS WORSE THAN
YOUR TASTE IN MEN. MORON!
BLONDIE IN COMBATS
This is really a matter for The Void, but there are hidden tracks on all the following CDs:
KENICKIE "AT THE CLUB,
PET SHOP BOYS "VERY",
THE STONE ROSES "THE SECOND COMING",
ASH "1977",
ROBBIE WILLIAMS "LIFE THRU A LENS".
Also BIS "THE NEW TRANSISTER HEROES",
NINE INCH NAILS "FIXED" and
"BANG" by World Party.
Happy Hunting.
A CHILD WITH PROMISES.
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE NEXT WEEK'S
LOTTERY NUMBERS, DO YOU?
DEAR ZINE
Many people I know want to stop wearing combats and find something new, just so they're not like the 'Trendies'.
I don't agree. Why should we change because of them? Let's carry on wearing combats, or whatever, and just for a couple of months, we'll be trendy too. Then we'll realise that being cool sucks.
Before you know it, they'll find something new and we'll be cast out once more.
AVERAGE GIRL
WHY DO YOU ALL WASTE TIME WORRING WHAT
OTHER PEOPLE ARE WEARING?!!!
DEAR ZINE
My network has recently reached PO BOX 442, this is an ideal opportunity to get into WLW'S place and check it out.
I am to plant fake letters which will lead to its demise leaving the post open to a newcomer, maby afka gonzo, who knows?
THE LEADER OF THE UNDERGROUND PEOPLE
FIND YOURSELF A NICE BIG BUSY ROAD AND
PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC!
Not only does the Museum not endorse this sentiment, I believe this is a "guest WLW" rather than the WLW we know and love, who'd never say anything like this.
