The Mega-Zine Museum
April 6, 1998
VENUS WARRIOR I would like to know the mystery of the earth. If anybody knows it I would appreciate being told, as I would like to take over. Answers on a postcard.
NINJA HAMSTER If we could choose our names what would we have (apart from our pseudonyms)?
PYR@%ELASTIC Madonna went swimming in a pond with Jean Harlow and came up with black hair in a blue lagooon.
PRESENTING MY DEBUT LETTER
Rockers, trendies, winos, pop Tarts, goths, indie freaks, fashion victim, parasites, weirdos, bums, druggies, metal heads, eco warriors, geeks, freaks - all integrated into our community. But where do I fit in?
Labels merely confound the labelled and confuse the labellers.
The Girl who drives the Panty Pandy Bus
PS How old is the average 'Ziner?
Judging by the majority of letters -
ABOUT 53 AND A THIRD
'ZINEY PEOPLE
Is it my imagination or does love do very odd things to people?
A year ago I was bitter, cynical and miserable. Now, because of a certain 'connection' (as they say in Jane Austen) I am happier, optimistic (most of the time) and I even cry at sentimental stuff like Titanic.
It's probably an improvement on the old me, but I can't help feeling something has been lost along the way.
The Maid of the River
I'm sure the old you will come back
WITH A LITTLE 'PERSUASION'
WLW
I have some suggestions for what to do with all the unused letters sent into the 'Zine:
- Set fire to them to warm up the cold dark dungeon you edit the 'Zine in.
- Paper the walls with them.
- Re-mail them to Backchat.
- Send them to Rebecca Nahid so she's got more things to complain about.
Ninja Hamster
What do you think I've been doing -
KEEPING THEM?!!
DEAR WLW
Despite being thwarted with my last attempt to overthrow you, I have re-emerged with a new plan.
- To get you to spell my name correctly (C.L.A.M not C.L.A.N)
- To let it be known that "Dead Man" is the best film ever.
- To be second to only you at the 'Zine (Broken Circles etc, be gone).
Wu-tang Clam
I have a suggestion for you
CLAM UP!
