The Mega-Zine Museum
April 5, 1998
ALCOPOP BOY You obviously need to improve your letters to even get a look in. Stop whinging and get writing!
MIDNIGHT MUFFIN has started taking extra maths lessons in the evenings. But is finding it quite hard to have a social life as well. Should she forget the maths and continue to be wild or what?
RIN TIN-TIN wants to know what to do about his quiff. Gel is just not keeping it in place anymore.
TO ANYONE WHO CARES TO KNOW
I took it upon myself to try a little experiment with some hair dye, and I now have purple hair.
"Have shiny, manageable hair with a lovely hint of plum," the bottle said. My hair is now shiny and manageable, but there is no hint of plum - just a big bright mess of Ribena.
Oh, how I love it!
BEAUTIFUL FREAK
Yes but Ribena is such a lush colour.
WE BET IT LOOKS FAB!
DEAR 'ZINERS SUFFERING FROM AN IDENTITY CRISIS
I sympathise with you totally. It's awful to feel like you're just another face in the crowd. But thank your lucky stars you are not an M&M.
Yes those delicious little chocolate treats know heartbreak, too. How would you feel if you had the same name as all your peers and could only be distinguished by your colour?
Phantom Fishcake
Never really thought about it in depth
WOULD HAVE TO BE GREEN MYSELF!
HI PEOPLE
If you don't mind I'd just like to pay a small tribute to Kurt Cobain, as it is coming up for the fourth anniversary of his death.
"To die completely, a person must not only forget, but be forgotten, and he or she who is not forgotten is not dead"
Still missing ya Kurt.
Unwanted Sunbeam
This makes no sense to me, but then
NOT A LOT OF THINGS DO!
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone ever wondered how someone who is 7ft tall uses the toilet?
Think about it, having a face full of your own knees can't be healthy. You could quite easily suffocate. That would be embarrassing wouldn't it.
Just a thought.
Intrepid Lard Boy
In all honesty how many people do you
KNOW OVER 6FT 4INS!
