The Mega-Zine Museum
April 3, 1998
ALCOPOP BOY (showing his vintage) While everyone's thinking back to the gone days of childhood and the cutlery-filled Button Moon, was anyone else forbidden to make a Finger Mouse by their mother? And do you know why? Also is my memory failing me, or was Bagpuss the scariest cat alive!?
MAMA KATZ Silver Bullet, you hit me like a frog in a rainstorm - do it again. Sounds messy though.
NINJA HAMSTER Beware the legendary Temple of Doom. I think you're doomed.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Why do the nations conspire and the peoples plot in vain? I am forgotten by them as though I were dead, thrown down, not able to rise!
The cords of death entangle me, when their anger flared against us. Then it was said among the nations, "restore our fortunes to carry out the sentence written against them."
Pink Ribbon
I believe this to be a serious crime.
EVERYONE IS SENTENCED TO LIFE!
'ZINERS
Is anyone else starting college soon, and leaving all their friends? I am, and THANK GOD!
I'm not saying I'm better than them, but they all just get on my nerves so much. I just want to break free of them, but I can't (I have communication issues).
I just hope I can remember how to make new friends (I haven't since Year 5).
They all think they know me so well, but they don't.
Mellow Yellow
I know you well, too well! I can see
THE VERY ESSENCE OF YOUR SOUL!!!
BIRPARIAN
You are so cool, naming instruments is neccessary, more people should do it! You should call your bass Morticia or Saffron.
OK, I know these aren't good suggestions, but no one else tried (not even WLW!!) and they were all I could come up with (I gave up taste for Lent - it was easier than tempting people for 40 days).
Bare Devil
Well my bass is called: Fender
SUNBURST PRECISION, CIRCA '62. HMM?
