The Mega-Zine Museum
April 2, 1998
SILVER BULLET I think the sponsorship of sports events by the tobacco industry is a hypocritical way to advertise smoking, don't you?
MOJO Thank goodness for the lighter nights in this cold country! I need a holiday. I once drove a friend of mine from the sunny, warm SW France to Aberystwyth. She was not impressed!
HATE THE HATER Is it just me or does anyone HATE the LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY? I think they are a form of torture!
DEAR 'ZINE
To all you regular ZINERS out there. I ask you to stop, take a long, hard look at yourself and where you are going. It It seems to me that you are all heading to the same place.
The land of trying-to-outsmarm-each-other, when it is so blatantly obvious that I can outsmarm and outwit you all. Those who dare to challange me...
ACID BURN
FACE IT! YOU COULDN'T OUTWIT YOUR WAY
OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
DEAR 'ZINE
In an ideal world, everyone would be an individual and have an open mind. People worry too much what others think.
So who cares what clothes or music you like? What matters is that you yourself are happy with your own style.
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT!!!
On the subject of secret tracks... AROUND THE FUR (DEFTONES) has one.
BIRPARIAN
ALL OF YOU SHOULD TAKE A LEAF OUT OF
THIS PERSON'S BOOK, AND LEARN!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why are people so evil to animals? I bet if they were in power they would do a better job than humans do.
Would they kill each other and destroy the world? I think not.
But, seeing as humans eat animals, if they were superior to us would they eat us?
KARMA POLICEWOMAN
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT IT'S
NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
HI FUNKY CHICKENS
Let's all groove on down to the funky beat like small green toads in the bullrushes, or you could just waft about in the wind endlessly like a white Kleenex tissue, all crisp and white.
Spoonwave the Waffle
HOP OFF
YOU FROG