The Mega-Zine Museum
March 21, 1998
SWEET SAPPHO. A leaf from a poe tree:
Ice cream, I seem,
Eyes green, My sceen,
Nine teen, Stupid rhyme scheme.
I think I'm suffering writer's block.
AVERAGE GIRL Forget clowns! The scariest thing is ITV's "TEDDYBEARS", I saw it last week and have locked my wardrobe since.
BLUES RASTA To Rebecca, I don't know what planet you're from, but on earth we're all different, that's why we are human!
TO ALL MEGA-ZINERS
Here is a list of things to do before the end of the world:
- Obliterate the Teletubbies
- Eat as many bananas as possible
- Dye your hair green and tell everyone that you're a lemming
- Re-create Button Moon Confess to watching Gladiators!
- Find out who WLW is.
ELECTRIC PARSNIP
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH
GETTING RID OF THE TELETUBBIES!
DEAR ZINESTERS
Beware the LURGY!
That's just a warning. I am in fact trying to catch a rare beetle which has escaped from my private zoo in one of my many underground caverns over which I rule.
I am suspicious of the underground Potato movement, but I have beaten them using specially disguised spies. I think they may have it.
THE LEADER OF THE UNDERGROUND PEOPLE
I THINK YOU SPEND TO MUCH TIME
UNDERGROUND WITH ALL THE BEETLES!
CAUTION!
Be warned! Trendies are now wearing COMBAT PANTS.
I could not believe my eyes when I saw all those people wearing them on non-uniform day at school. All those people who once criticised me for wearing them.
We had better think of something else to wear, and fast!
KRISCO KISSES
They're only mortal! Be flattered
IF THEY KNICKER YOUR IDEAS!
WHO ELSE MISSES GRUNGE?
The melancholy rebellion of the Grunge scene - scruffy cloths, dirty trainers, long hair and intelligent music. It was destined to fade just as soon as it became fashionable.
And now we must suffer the commercial backlash - rubbish like Spice Girls, crappy club anthems, over-priced designer gear, laddism, girl-powerism etc, etc.
Come back Grunge, we need you
MR. MEDIUM NERD
THE SPICE GIRLS DO WEAR SCRUFFY CLOTHS
BUT THEY DON'T MAKE INTELLIGENT MUSIC
