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March 20, 1998

RODDERS IN HIS ROMPERS Is totally fed up with all this posh boy stuff. He wants to hang out at fun fairs and eat McDonald's.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE Is wondering what has happened to her friend, Black Cherry Surprise. Her e-mails are not being answered anymore. Why is this?

SUPER SPIDER has sprouted another leg and wants Hooray Henry to stop going on about have fab Nirvana are!

 

DEAR 'ZINERS

Does anyone else find it scary that both the principal in the Simpsons and the head of the FBI in the X Files, are called Skinner?

Both positions of power.

OPHELIA

Positions of power is true - plus

IMMENSE UGLINESS IS ANOTHER POINT!

 

DEAR 'ZINE

You can add the following to your list of albums containing hidden tracks.

  • Therapy - Troublegum.
  • Ash - 1977
  • Guns 'N Roses - The Spaghetti Incident.
  • Offspring - Smash
  • Green Day - Dookie
  • Nirvana - In Utero

PISCES ISCARIOT

Let's see if we can make it to at least

SIXTY OR MAYBE EVEN A HUNDRED!

 

SOME REASONS WHY IT'S GOOD TO BE A BLOKE:

  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
  • Movie nudity is nearly always female.
  • You know stuff about cars.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • You can go to the loo without a support group.
  • You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.

EARTHWORM JOHN

 

DEAR BOBBLE HAT

I thought your poem was really beautiful, and I'm sorry about your dad.

I'm telepathically sending you a big hug, so keeping smiling.

DOLORES CLAIBORNE'S SISTER

It is soooo nice to see that some

OF YOU LOT STILL HAVE A HEART!