The Mega-Zine Museum
March 15, 1998
RAVING RASPBERRY has been looking through her diary and has come to the conclusion that she is desperate for some mates - any mates!
AVERAGE BOY wants to meet up with Average Girl, so they can have average babies and live averagely ever after in an average house in Birmingham.
ROPEY RASIN is going to London Zoo tomorrow and wonders if a lion, tiger, elephant or monkey will try to eat him! We don't really care which, as long as something does.
TO MY CHOCOLATE COVERED PLAYMATES
Some general advice.
- Strive to avoid loud, stupid people. They are vexations of the soul.
- Deny everything. Especially if it involves tents, chocolate paint or motorway bridges.
- Be prepared to suffer the consequences of immature, cruel (but hilarious) practical jokes.
Damn Dog (Scared of the nasty banana)
As I typed this my chocolate ban has
BEEN BROKEN - 3 TOFFEE CRISPS LATER!
DEAR 'ZINE
In reply to a question about the secret Robbie Williams track, it is a poem read by Robbie.
To listen to it play the last track and leave it for about 10 minutes or simply fast forward it...
Candy Floss
But what do you suggest we do during
THE 10 MINUTE WAIT?
DEAR 'ZINERS
Does anyone else out there find themselves addicted to 'Zine?
Do they find themselves sitting there for hours waiting for letters to change, desperately hoping for their letter to be printed... then kicking the TV when it isn't.
Being reduced to tears when someone else writes a better reply to a letter you replied to?
Do I need help?
Alcopop Boy (Habitual 'Zine Addict)
At least you won't have a sore foot
THIS EVENING!
DEAR 'ZINE
Why, oh why did Brett Anderson hack off his lovely floppy fringe?
Why does Thom Yorke spell his name like he does?
Why do people write to Backchat?
Where have all the Suede fans gone?
ANSWER ME!!!
alonE (against demons and shallowality)
I think we should really try to get
SOME DECENT QUESTIONS UP DON'T YOU?
