The Mega-Zine Museum
March 12, 1998
THE BB MAN Time is an illusion, a concept created by mankind in the hope of achieving an understanding of the world and to help communication. It has failed bitterly on both counts.
BEAUTIFUL GHOST You have my sympathy. My Dad died when I was 14, so I know how you must be feeling but it gets better eventually.
NINJA HAMSTER The things I sense become knowledge.
Why, oh why, are pants so expensive? Is there any need to charge £4.50 for four pairs of pants?
No, somehow I don't think so, but, by the way, I personally like the Betty Boo ones.
But that's beside the point as they cost £2.50 for one and by the end of the week you're in debt with pants this expensive.
I've started scouring charity shops for second-hand ones and I must say I've found them most helpful to my cause.
Love Phantom 2 and Venus Warrior
Why don't you find yourself a nice
PADDED CELL?
I was talking to a teeny-bopper before, and I started worring about her. She honestly believes that "good" looks and awful dance routines are essential for a good band.Silly me. I thought that musical talent was more important than good looks!
She is constantly asking me, "why don't you like bands that look good, like Hanson and Richard Ashcroft".
Karma Policewoman
You're just going have to accept that
YOUR FRIEND IS A SAD PERSON!
As a huge fan of Nirvana and Kurt Cobain, I'd like to ask all you weird children if anyone still fancies Kurt?
I know it's disgusting to love a dead bloke but who cares? And has anyone been sucked into the forces of Foo Fighters, Silverchair and Hole?
When Kurt died, grunge didn't. It's trapped in Dave Grohl and Daniel John's body.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Please help!
Kurdt Kobaine
Grunge is dead. Kurt is extremely dead.
SO START GETTING A LIFE!!!
Hello Beautiful People, this is a cry for help.
I need other goths/grungey/alternative people to recommend the best nightclubs to go to. I want anywhere that plays rock not rave. I don't think there is anywhere in my area as it is overrun with pathetic trendies.
Please help me. Is there nowhere in Cumbria to go until the festivals in the summer?
Trash, Grunge Goddess.
In the good faith of Marilyn Manson all
WILL COME TO THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!
