The Mega-Zine Museum
February 17, 1998
PURPLE LONG HAIRED BUNNY
Daisy a la psychedelic
You really are a relic
To think the colour of life's green
You really are obscene
Purple is the colour of life
So please Daisy, no more strife!
Long live the rainbow - saves argument.
SPEEDOS Life is like a box of chocolates... You always get left with the nasty one! Sounds 'bitter' to me.
NINJA HAMSTER What did Backchatters do before Hanson? Hmmm, good question.
'ZINE
Things that make me icky:
- When baths turn cold but I can't be bothered to move.
- Hot weather.
- Cold weather.
- Lightning Seeds, M-People and The Lighthouse Family.
- The thought of talented Dave Grohl working with Puff Daddy.
- Singers who think it's cool to take their trainers off.
Psychedelic Daisy
Such annoyances are hard to cope with.
THANK GOODNESS FOR AIR CONDITIONING
DEAR ANGEL
I tried smoking, but I didn't see it on an advert and think "I want to do that!". I did it to see why it is so popular, but it must be the nicotine.
The smell was putrid, to start with, but worst was how it hung on me for ages - this is what put me off.
So let people try it, hopefully they will realise how much it stinks and stub it out.
The Westcountry Wallflower
Congratulations. Now you just have to
AVOID PUBS, CLUBS AND SOCIAL EVENTS
PEOPLE OF 'ZINE
The Careers Department at my school are trying to herd everyone into boxes marked with acceptable job titles.
What is really distressing is that I seem to be the only one resisting.
I have found no information on careers such as 'Itinerant poet', 'Genius Philosopher' or 'Editor of Megazine'.
Ninja Hamster
You mean they only tell you about
NICE, SENSIBLE, WELL PAID JOBS?
OI WKW!!!
How could you do this to me? My debut letter gets on the 'Zine and you call me HELEN!?
I am SHY GIRL, the happy-go-lucky, fun-loving girl! I am not HELEN the goth-hater! Give me some credit!
Apology please, WLW, and all will be forgiven.
Shy Girl
I am sooooooooooooooooo sorry - OKAY!
I AM BLUSHING WITH EMBARRASSMENT
