The Mega-Zine Museum
February 13, 1998
ANTI-SPICE No, cheese is not groovy! Backchatters deemed to pages of 'Zine as unfit for Baby Bel and wish to incarcerate her in a deep-freezer. They have decided to cut all maggot-infested camemberts into sections and see them walk across the dinner plates! Where's the padded cell?
FELLOW ZINESTERS! The world is our Teletext page. With all our minds together we can rule. So who's with me?
ROOM TO RENT Is there anyone out there that wants to share my cupboard?
But where do you hang your clothes?
NO DOGS NEED APPLY!
SARAH FOX
WELL! I bet YOU spend your entire life in Adidas bottoms and Kappa jackets.
Members of boy bands may be handsome (this is all that sells their songs), however, they have no TALENT at all and are manufactured, unoriginal rubbish.
Liam (Shrewsbury)
PS I find it totally pathetic that "fat" is your best insult!
Your insight looks good, dear Liam
BUT HARDLY A FATTY-ACID ATTACK!
HELLO MATEYS (I'M COOL)
To Ms Alter Ego,
Sadly, I am not an eco-warrior. I am an ice-warrior! I am both magic and cunning.
I was brought up by mountain wolves in Gurah and learnt how to ice skate between saving the universe and womanising.
Yeah, I could beat any Gladiator.
AAAAWOOOOOOOGGGGAAAAA!
Wracko
What would Swampy make of all of this?
EGO MANIACS OF MEGAZINE UNITE
YO 'ZINERS
I just thought I'd share my mottos for life with y'all.
- Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
- The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Life is hard, but so am I.
The latter is really good when you feel a bit depressed.
LOLLIPOP!
If the truth is never simple, how can
BEING HARD MAKE LIFE EASIER???
BOB THE FISH SPEAKS...
- "I'm going to kill you for being late to work."- Psycho Boss
- "You're going to kill me because you're late for work."- Paranoid Worker
- "I'm going to kill you because I'm late for work."- Psycho Co-worker
- "You're going to kill me because I'm late for work."
Paranoid Worker with Psycho boss.
How exactly does a fish kill itself?
DROWN?!!?*
