The Mega-Zine Museum

February 11, 1998

MS ENTER ALTEREGO Call all Eco-warriors. Join in our quest to make Spider our God. He of the multicoloured jumper will be given his own TV channel and his body rented out at a low price to fellow worshippers! Makes ME go green!

MR BLONDE Did you ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? I hope I die before I get old. Cheer up saddo!

LONGHAIRED PUNK BOY IN COMBATS I'm starting to get bored. We need someone like AFKA Gonzo to shake it up. We hate you but we love you! A man in one mind.

WLW

Greetings and farewell from planet Telex. I am a newcomer to this vessel, but there is no time for introductions as my home is being invaded by networking yuppies trying to fix the computers climbing up the walls.

So here is my final wish: to know, here on my deathbed who or what is WLW? What does it all mean? Apologies for my lack of knowledge and understanding.

Out of peer pressure I bow down to the infinite supreme power of WLW.

Black Star

I am not God, merely surveyor of choice

FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND CLICHES...

HIYL 'ZINERS

Well, all good things come to an end so looking at this gloomy piece of philosophy I realised even WLW will one day come to an end.

When this tragic event happens I thought there will need to be a new WLW. I have drafted up a job description:

WANTED: One WLW in good condition. Must be sarcastic, rude but with GSOH. Any dweeb will do - we're desperate.

Fuzzy Hamster

Well you're obviously not fuzzy -

ANY OLD DWEEB? RATTING ON ME, EH?

POP STARS AND THEIR CHILDREN'S TV LOOKALIKES

Death's Faerie Dust

I thought Ginger Spice/Miss Piggy - no?

MUPPET VOICE-OVERS'RE MORE AUTHENTIC

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