The Mega-Zine Museum
January 12, 1998
SHE Long-haired Punk Boy In Combats, would I go "bang shang along" if I saw ya? If not, then you're not a real punk boy. Combat that!
ANUN We've had Wannabe, we've had Say You'll Be There, we've had 2 Become 1, we've had Mama, we've had Who Do You Think You Are, we've had Spice Up Your Life, we've had too much. Spice diet?
MOJO (Hai!) Room for another haiku?
Editing the 'Zine -
Endless threads of thought trimmed by
One pair of scissors. tsss, cutting.
DEAR 'ZINERS
A monk asked a Zen Master:
"What does one think about when meditating?"
"One thinks of not thinking," the master replied.
"How does one think of nothing," the monk asked.
"Without thinking," said the master.
- Zen story
Think about it.
8th Drunk God
Don't know if I can be bothered but Mum
ALWAYS SAID I WAS GOOD 4 NOTHING! mmm
OI! WLW! NO!
No speaka da English? Or is your spellchecker on the blink? My pseudonym is Chilean Rose with an H. It's the name of a big, horrible, hairy poisonous spider from some exotic country, by the way.
And you printed my last letter, with misspelt name a month or so late, which sort of defeated the point of writing it in the first place. Surely the Xmas post wasn't that bad?
You can stop begging for mercy, you're forgiven.
Chilean Rose
And I thought you were a South American
REFRESHING PINK WINE! OR IS IT WHINE
TO 'ZINE
Hi! This is my debut letter so maximum respect to all 'Ziners especially Psycho.
Why do all the men in the boring school and college Shakespeare videos all have beat little beards?
And where do ex-'Ziners go? Is there a 'Ziner retirement home where they all go when they get 'Ziner's block? I bet they all sit there sucking boiled sweets and writing to Backchat under the pen name Mrs T Hanson.
The Destiny Duvet Cover
The Shakespearian bard evolved to beard
AND IS TODAY CELEBRATED AS A GOATEE!
