The Mega-Zine Museum
December 26, 1997
BOB THE FISH wants to say "hi" to Ironic Nomad and Foxymophandlemana.
BORED BABY To all at 'Zine, thanks for saving me from the brink of despair. You're welcome.
THOM YORKES NOSE BLEED Wishing all at 'Zine a Merry Christmas and a big girly kiss on the bottom from me to WLW. I don't think my bottom is a suitable subject matter - but as it's Christmas.
DEAR 'ZINE
RHYME, BUT NO REASON
There's someone on the 'Zine
And they're called Myopic Melon.
They might be Jon or Colin,
But I doubt their name is Helen
They send in cool poems
And I'm sure you can see,
They've mastered writing them
So much better than me.
Bob the Fish
I always say; "A rhyme without a reason
HELPS TO MAKE THE FESTIVE SEASON"
TO ZINE
I'd like to go slightly off the subject of your request for a real life story about the Spice Girls.
Why is it that everyone seems to think that the Spice Girls are wonderful? All They do is run around singing rubbish music and showing their knickers. They think they are really great and that everyone should like them. Girl Power is one thing, but acting like a bloke is completely another.
Po (Tellytubby)
The Spicy five get up my nose too.
LONG LIVE THE TELLYTUBBIES
DEAR MEGAZINE
This is my debut on your lovely pages and I must say that all you regular 'Zine writers are complete loonies!!
I've become extremely jealous of everyone else being all mad and crazy without me. So therefore I decided to invite myself to the loony house to join in the world of the insane!
Thanks.
The Girl in the Dirty Shirt
Welcome, oh dirty one. May your letters
BE SUITABLY UNUNTELLIGIBLE
HOW TO GET A GIRL
- Change your image over a week or so, it tends to get you noticed.
- Talk to the girl you like and her friends. Feel confident before you do this, don't be too forward. Compliment them and try to get them to talk by starting them off on a subject they like - such as travel, music and entertainment etc.
- Have patience, don't dive in.
The greasiest of Lovers-Machinehead
Hey man, this advice is okay but you've
GOTTA SHOWER AND DEODORISE TOO
