The Mega-Zine Museum
December 24—25, 1997
MORTICIA Grunge Chic: Overdose on chocolate. Write poetry. Take up new interests - crystal healing or something equally New Age like chanting or balancing your energy. I too was ditched by my boyfriend.
MESMERELDA Frogs make rain, don't they? I don't know, but I'm beginning to think so.
THE LEADER OF THE UNDERGROUND PEOPLE Whinge, whinge, moan, whine, blah. Oh sorry, I must have mistook Zine for backchat. It's never that bad.
MEGAZINE-MY MESSAGE!
Kosh the Vorlon Ambassador: are you a Babylon 5 fan in disguise? Indeed the same one who, a couple of months ago, said Babylon 5 was the best programme in the world and that Jerry Doyle was gorgeous and signed it Psycop?
Join me in my plan to dominate the world and make B5 compulsory viewing. We could rule on high from Minbar with President Clark as our servant.
By the way, I think Jason Carter is gorgeous.
Ranger in Training
Compulsory viewing? I'm sorry but that
NOTION IS COMPLETELY ALIEN TO ME
TMBGE'S BOYFRIEND
For once I agree! Broken Circles seems to be ignorant of the vast body of scientific information regarding UFOs and alien abduction... I suggest that he or she (it!) looks into Derrel Simms and Dr Roger Leir's work on surgically removed implants - before disregarding the evidence!
Read "A Covert Agenda," by Nicholas Redfern - you'll see that the majority of UFO data supports the ET hypothesis.
Kosh, the Vorlon Ambassador
Why look any further than 'Zine for
EXAMPLES OF ALIEN LIFE
DEAR 'ZINERS
As I know that WLW is immortal and that I will never be able to fill the great shoes by writing sarky comments at the end of each page, my ideal job would be to take over from the guy on University Challenge. You know, the bloke who shouts out when anyone buzzes to answer a question.
He just sits there and occasionally shouts "Brown, Magdalen". That is ALL he does. What a groovy job.
Sunflower Supernova
My job? I should encourage youngsters,
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT - NO CONTEST!
DEAR WLW
For a long time, I have sat and read the sacred pages of Zine - since the glory days at the start when AFKA Gonzo was but a distant blemish. But this is my first letter to the Zine.
My years of observation have led me to conclude that:
- John Squire is God.
- Ian Brown is pants.
- Monty Python rules.
- Zine should forbid love letters.
Wasn't that impressive?
The Artful Dodger
Immensely - I await your next offering
WITH UNCONCEALED EXCITEMENT
