The Mega-Zine Museum
December 10, 1997
'POSIUM GIRL Hi guys — I couldn't keep away. I went to see a band so dismal, so pathetic even sad Oasis fans slag them! Who? Cast of course — and they're fantastic live! They didn't even wear sandals! Daddy-o!
FISH FROM THE PURPLE MOON Christmas has come. And advent is done. Have laughter and fun. Even though there's no sun.
NAUSEATING NEIL (feeling alone) Time is a manufactured concept to try to categorise meaningless actions in a bewildering cosmos Makes me feel minute.
YAWN
I'm new to this TV letters lark, but already I'm depressed to see forums filled with the yah-boo playground conflicts of socially inadequate people trying to appear cool or hard.
ENOUGH.
Backchat/Zine, Sega/Sony... why try to polarise everything? It's boring and unoriginal. If you're too immature to have an unsupported opinion of your own, spend more time growing up!
MoJo (furioso)
Editors choose what's published so they are no less culpable than contributors.
I've printed you twice? Doesn't add up.
LOOK UP DEFINITION OF HYPOCRISY...
REALITY CHECK!
Reality check, all you Pythoners!
Monty Python was a load of middle-class trash! Witless, boring and unoriginal.
Get a grip you Python saddos and go and watch a Terry and June video.
Samantha Pink Panther
Middle-class & unoriginal v Terry&June?
OUCH! PAINFUL BUT JUST A FLESH WOUND
REVIEW
Recent and disturbing trip to grandparents...
First of all we found out that my grandad's most recent fantasy is to be locked in a small room with Scary Spice. He then showed us his impression of Noo Noo from the Teletubbies.
And instead of waving us goodbye, he mooned us! Charming.
Zer0
The seven ages of man, I'm afraid —
BUTT HE'S RETURNING TO AGE 17...
HI FELLOW 'ZINERS
You may or may not know that I am a huge Manics fan. Why then, I hear you cry, did I not choose a Manic-Connected name instead of my bobbins-sounding, 23-letter current monicker?
Well. I decided not to because I thought, if I had a MSP name, then that is how my 'Zine career is principally going to be defined from then on.
And besides, it's too late to change it now.
Introverted megalomanica - Rock 'n' Roll is my epiphany
T'would just be a design for strife
YOU'D BE DEFINED FOR LIFE (sorry!)
