The Mega-Zine Museum
December 9, 1997
LONELY WHISPER To Long-Haired Punk Boy in Combats. You were by far the best 'Ziner but you've broken my heart. You've already fallen in love! (Sob! Sob!) Careless whispers...
THE FUN-LOVING FAXER Am I the only one who thinks that TFI Friday has become boring and that Chris Evans should get some new material. It's very sad when the second main thing on the show is talking to the producer! What you saying!
KAT WITH A KINK IN HER TAIL is back from outer space. She will survive! ??
TO WHOM IT CONCERNS
I have been a Guider for over 10 years and I think that being allowed to wear jeans as uniform now is due to two things: Guides have been wearing them for ages, and because most girls don't have a smart pair of trousers.
Also, the Scout movement has been open to girls for years now, but the argument that single-sex clubs are out-dated is not true - no-one can force a teenage girl to do anything.
Georgina Stanley, Assistant Guider
We're scouting for any other views...
GUIDE US TO YOUR WAY OF THINKING!
BROKEN CIRCLES
Why do you think people who claim to have seen aliens are just fantasising about them because they're bored of people?
Those who claim to have seen aliens are no more likely to be unsociable, watch TV or surf the Net a lot than others.
There's stronger evidence that some have been abducted by aliens than evidence that many in jail committed the crime they're convicted for.
I think that's disturbing.
TMBGE's Boyf
Justice once I'm willing to believe you
WATCH THIS SPACE...
WLW
Poem: n. metrical composition; elevated composition in prose or verse; something with poetic qualities (Oxford English Dictionary).
My definition: a piece of writing with the sole purpose of making people think "ooh, isn't he/she clever!"
'Ziners, stop writing this pretentious dross, and WLW, stop printing it! It's about as entertaining as juggling, ie: not at all!
Silver Bullet or Gin No Dangan
It's clever and lyrical,
I'LL PRINT ANYTHING METAPHYSICAL...
TO ZINE
Right - fair enough. Teletubbies - the new BBC children's programme, helping the education of thousands of bored university students across the country.
My only question is how on earth they were invented. Was the result of a BBC planning meeting the creation of four brightly coloured creatures, who have bizarre headgear, who can project TV from themselves and who live solely on custard and toast.
I don't know how but who cares - we've got it now.
Bob the Fish
An accurate reflection on the BBC?
I'VE BEEN IN THE CANTINE - I KNOW!
