The Mega-Zine Museum
December 5, 1997
BLUE RAISIN (ANNA) Ziners, there's nowt wrong in revealing your real name! You'll soon find out anyway.
MAGIC GUY Kat with a Kink in her Tail: I was there for you when you wanted a lap to curl up on but you didn't take me. She needs more than a lap...
UFO Dear UFO, I am so called because I'm from a distant place and I travel in an object which humans call UFOs. Hey, seeing as you're unidentified, wanna travel with me? As long as I'm back by ten, I'll go!
KOSH
You ignorant little pipsqueak! Quoting books proves nothing. Only that you have yet to experience life outside your literary bubble.
'Zine is a good example of not believing everything you read. I wrote that letter to you a few weeks ago but it was altered slightly and a different name signed at the bottom.
WLW will be too afraid to publish this letter. Its reputation as a fair editor would be ruined.
Green Kudoz
As if I'd be bothered to change a name!
BUT BELIEVE THAT YOU'D BELIEVE ALL!
I NOTICED RECENTLY...
That several churches local to me are advertising themselves and God. And I thought... who's it for? I mean, it's not exactly the kind of thing that you'd think, is it?
"Right... milk, Jaffa cakes, pasta and... hey, that's a good idea. I must find salvation in God!"
I supposed I'm condemned to damnation now. Still, Watford isn't that bad! Anyway I've got a lot to live for - Friday night, feeling floaty, jamming, Italian food....
Skybound Mango
Who need salvation when you've got
ITALIAN FOOD? SALIVATION MORE LIKE!
DEAR 'ZINERS, WLW, PYTHONS
Pythonism is now a religion and I am the High Priestess of the Holy Grail, which follows the life of Brian. Here is today's prayer.
O Brian, Saviour of the Python work, we shall humbly follow your great example to look on the bright side of life even when being crucified.
O Brian, god of gods, grace us with another Monty Python film. Amen.
Smart Little Pumpkin (my cats are called Monty and Python. Corny!)
We've just about had the full Monty now
THANKS TO THE BLESSED 'ZINE-MAKERS!
ELEANOR RIGBY
I just thought I'd let you know that I too will be thinking of John Lennon in December, and I've already written two songs dedicated to him, but I've no band to tribute them. Oh well!
Thanks for raising the point 'Zine.
Shell in the Egg Cup
That long-haired lover from Liverpool
WILL BE HONOURED IN SILENCE, PHEW!
