The Mega-Zine Museum
November 29, 1997
CHLOE I call myself Chloe because my name is Chloe. I'm just trying to be myself. However, I don't want people to think I'm bland and unoriginal so I would appreciate it if anyone could think of a new name for me just for 'Zine. Absolute beginner?
TMBGE'S BOYFRIEND Blue Raisan, TMBGE & I plan to be at Blur's Sheffield gig in December, but I don't suppose you'll want to meet up will you? Thought you were more assertive than that...
BLUE RAISAN Anybody seen Catholic Boys?
DEAR 'ZINE,
Why were there complaints about EastEnders' portrayal of the Irish and the Italians too, but not for their portrayal of everyday life in this country? Too accurate I guess!
Also Miss Hoover I couldn't possibly listen to Womans Own, read Twiglets or eat Gary Barlow's CD, it keeps repeating on me!
Hollies fella
You must learn to chew your food more
THOROUGHLY YOUNG MAN!
TO ZINE AND ZINERS,
Why is it that no one I know has ever heard the song It's The End Of The World As We Know It by the muchly cool REM, even though it is the bestest song they have written?
Where have all the REM fans gone? (apart from 'Zine where there are a couple on our first page occasionally)
Oh, and the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight is excellent too...
Bob the Fish
Your eye movement must be far too rapid
REM ARE MUCHLY FEATURED ON 'ZINE...
FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WHO WANT OUT
Rarely has such an infestation of idiots like yourselves been seen on these pages. WAKE UP!
Ask mummy to take you on holiday instead of ignoring all the good stuff we have.
Drag yourself out of the home counties you fools and come North.
Stop reading Mizz! Stop being so daft! And the same goes for that ridiculous Taylor Hanson letter. Go back to Backchat!
Broken Circles, mildly annoyed
Those who seek asylum on 'Zine have got
TO BE MAD - IN A ROUND-A-BOUT WAY!
DEAR 'ZINE AND ALL THAT INHABIT HERE
Why do people always ask "Oh isn't it lovely weather we're having?" or something like that? It doesn't open many conversation options does it? Next time someone asks me that I'll say:
"No, it's life-threatening actually! Haven't you heard of global warming?"
Hmmm... oh well...
Ickle Blobcreature (hearing those unborn chicken voices)
You can always rely on fair to middling
CONVERSATION ON MEGA THOUGH...
