The Mega-Zine Museum
November 28, 1997
KARMA POLICEWOMAN Love life, life loves you, well most of the time, well just occasionally actually.
IRON LION Typical Backchat letter. "Hello, remember me? Hi I'm a silly girly teenybopper and I think Hanson are completely gorgeous. I love the Backstreet Boys 'cause they're gorgeous, 911 are gorgeous too." Hey, irony lion!
GENERATION TERRORIST (stronger than Mensa) Manics fans unite. Take these pages and rid them of trash and bad poetry. Start a New Art Riot! Nar, busy.
TO ANYONE WHO IS BOTHERED TO LISTEN
I, who was once Bob the Reindeer's Nasal Hair, has been plucked from its cavity to form a new life.
I am the follower of the almighty Brian
The mind behind the Woolworths alien,
The circus of Monty Python which flies
The mischievous eyeball of irony
The insane pancake flipper of Claston
The hater of all Spice Girls
The great sugar-coated lightbulb which goes under the guise of...
The Luscious Purple Lemon of Surprise
Hair one minute, and tripping the light
FANTASTICAL THE NEXT - WAY TO GO!
'ZINE
I've been thinking about accessories. What's your favourite? Maybe it's your toothbrush or your watch.
Is it your car... your... nice car... or even your cute kids all dressed up? It might even be your boy/girlfriend...
So the question is, how much importance do we attach to our accessories, and can they really make us better people anyway?
How about a holy relic. Now that's something different.
"He's got the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Merlin's Mermaid
"OH NO HE'S NOT!" - Does Pythonism aid
AS AN ACCESSORY TO MY CREDIBILITY?
WLW
Some things are "gospel" eg. if one piece of string is longer than a second piece of string, but this piece of string is longer than a third - it is "gospel" that the first piece of string is longer than the third.
Anyway, even if things aren't "gospel" it doesn't preclude dissuasion of them or rational ideas being formed about them and this includes the (non-) existence of a "god".
TMBGE's Boyfriend
Absolutely not, it does preclude though
EVER CONCLUDING A DISCUSSION, NO?
DEAREST SANBENITO
What are you talking about?!! It's taken me this long to get over the shock after reading your letter (Well not really. I had three essays to do - college is such a drag).
If you don't ask question you don't learn nuffink! Humans are naturally inquisitive. If you lose that, then what have you got? A mindless existence buried deep in the rabbit's fur (Sophie's World, J G) and then you die.
Cucumber Harvey
Where's you natural curiosity Sanbenito
I CAN'T THINK FUR ANGORA!
