The Mega-Zine Museum
November 27, 1997
ALIEN GERMS Black Eyed Dwarf. Cilla. Oh No, Cilla! He was only crying wolf. It's my own fault. I love the company of wolves. All my fault. That I know. What the blazers?
ANNABEL LEE WLW... WLW means What Lousy Work. You're telling me. I never wanted to do this job. I wanted to be a lumber-jack, swinging from tree to - sorry...
INTROVERTED METGALOMANIAC I don't want to sound utterly stoopid, but what on earth did that stuff about Wig-Wham mean under my letter on Nov 19. Um....
SOME WEIRD LAWS
In Kansas a law says "When two trains meet at a crossing, both shall stop and neither shall proceed until the other has gone."
In some places in Britain, it is illegal to shake a doormat before 8am, because of the noise. Presumably it's okay to turn your ghetto blaster on full volume at 3am...
In Alaska it is illegal to look at a moose from an aeroplane.
Red Chipolata
Confuscious say: you're making it up
AS YOU GO ALONG! CONFUSED? U WILL B!
'ZINE
Why oh why are you being nasty to people who are on Backchat?
For one, people talk about important issues, not what you do on here.
(you mean our penchant for grammatical correctness? WLW)
Everyone who writes to you is very looner and pathetic and maybe you're starting a feud between you and us Backchatters and I know who shall win!
Baby Spice Emma
What an imagination - Baby Spice, ahem
AND IF 'ZINE BE THE FEUD OF LOVE...
TO ANY LONELY, BORED OR DEPRESSED SOLES (?)
Close the door behind you
Let it find you for today
Close the door inside you
That way they can't take it away
Also let it be known that I would like to stamp on Steve Craddock's massive head.
D Dog (rabid as ever having dodgy '80s music phase)
Fish all over the world will be touched
ALL EXCEPT FOR STEVE HADDOCK.... DOH
DEAR WLW, PABLOHONEY, BOBBLE HAT, TMBGE AND HER BOYFRIEND
HALLELUJAH! A Python congregation is forming before my very eyes!
Booble Hat and Pablo Honey, I hereby proclaim you Cleesian monks (or nuns) and TMBGE and your boyfriend as deacons for the Order of Brian.
If there are any other Pythomaniacs out there in 'Zineland, spread the word via p142.
Cheerio - I shall return with the 10 commandments of Pythonism.
The Bishop
Number 1: Do not confuse your cat -
A SKETCH I FIND SURREALLY BUNNY!
