The Mega-Zine Museum
November 23, 1997
GIRL FORBIDDEN TO GET HER TONGUE PIERCED As Spice Mania will end soon, I wondered what names 'Ziners would be if there were Spice girls/boys I'd be Peroxide Twisted Punkin' Instag-ator Spice. And you WLW? I'm far too seasoned to join in this game.
RED CHIPOLATA I have got four goldfish - what do I name them? The 'Ziner who comes up with the names I decide to use gets my vote for 'Ziner of the year!
DHF Fact: WLW is a bloke (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ahem.)
DEAR 'ZINERS
Why are you people all so down on those lovely little boys and girls over at Backchat? I think they're just adorable with their cute little views on just about anything - serious or light hearted.
In fact, I think we should just march over there right now and give them a great big hug, coz, like hey, it's the nineties and we crazy kids have gotta stick together right?
The Boy Who Can't Have Pets
It's the difference twixt mice and men!
MICE DON'T PATRONISE HALF AS WELL!
TO THE BISHOP AND ANY OTHER PYTHONS....
I also pledge my allegiance to Pythonism. Monty Python is a work of genius, especially the Lumberjack song, the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, the Dead Parrot Sketch and the cruel but funny fish-slapping sketch.
I'm not sure on the bestest Python, but Eric Idle and his songwriting skills rate quite highly. Oh, and the gumbys are brilliant.
Bob the Fish
This appreciation could go on for ever!
I'M OFF FOR A PLATE OF SPAM, SPAM...
'ZINERS, WLW
Hello, welcome to my world, your world, our world. People have been stealing my thoughts, I don't know what to do.
The Girl who owns Mark's innocent smile is my soul-sister. She has taken them out of my head and onto these magical pages without me knowing, until now.
You forgot to mention two things though - Psycho Martin lives in Loughborough and Kurt Cobain must play my guitar in Baha'i Nirvana.
Angel Brokenwing
(WLW - as you are on a higher plane of consciousness, get a better name!)
Maybe in another life. 'Til then I'll
REMAIN THE UNTOUCHABLE WLW... UMMMMM.
