The Mega-Zine Museum
November 7, 1997
CHLOE I've noticed just about everyone has some sort of name they use (BB Man, Leader of the Underground People, etc). Why do you use these names? What inspires you? Does it make you feel better to keep your true identities secret? Not telling.
HAIL ALL READERS AND THE BLOB THAT IS WLW (not quite, ahem!)
It is the first anniversary of my discovery of the 'Zine.
I have given my happiness to others by introducing them to this happy little band, and was the mentor of Citizen Myth.
So I feel it is time that I bumble my way into your pages and cling to the hope that WLW and its panting tongue publish me.
You have bought me joy, sadness, anger and even love and if I should grace these pages I will be truly honoured.
Scarlet Harlett
What an emotional whirligig it is! But
YOU'RE HERE TO BE 'ZINE & NOT HEARD!
AFTER YEARS OF WONDERING...
I have discovered why deja vu happens.
A meteorite crashed into another planet sending powerful shock-waves through space; this slows down the Earth as it spins on its axis, sending it in the opposite direction.
This forces us back in time and we repeat our actions until the earth regains its balance and carries on spinning in the right direction again a few seconds later!
Forgotten Fairy
Oh so that's why I had to resit exams
I THOUGHT I'D DONE RELATIVELY WELL!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
Whilst silently browsing through my local M&S, a misanthropic orange cardigan with sinister blue buttons leapt awkwardly from its green plastic hanger to wrap itself about my personage.
I was naturally shocked at such suggestive advances and felt it my duty to ask of his name.
I let go of my scarf to shake a sleeve, and to my dismay, it seemed my scarf was the reason for its cheap, abusive affection.
He has left me cold and scarf-less.
Necromantic Mushroom
Scarf and cardi-gone?
OH CRUEL WARPED WINTER WARDROBE!
OPEN LETTER TO JIMMY RAY
I'd rather microwave my head than hear your irritating, retarded "song" (and I use that term loosely) one more time.
If there was any justice in the world, every copy would be destroyed. Or better still, used to line your coffin.
"Who wants to know?" No-one. So bog off and take your stupid hair with you (as you would really).
Dazy, Girl from Mars
But there's no justice and Jimmy Ray
WILL LIVE TO SEE YOUR POACHED HEAD!
