The Mega-Zine Museum
November 6, 1997
SPINDELING RONNIE
Timmy Mallet disappeared one night
Giving his mother a nasty fright
When he returned he looked a sight
As he had been wacawaving at badgers
For the last fortnight.
I waited with bated breath for that one. Groan.
HI DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS
I don't know why you think that all men are empty and shallow, but I can tell you it's not true. Your thoughts about the little romanticisms were really nice but they have never helped.
Maybe I've been in the wrong relationship but I tried. I've been told by a few people that I am different from other blokes and I hope to remain like that.
I hope you meet the right bloke while I search for the right partner for me. I also have more on my mind than football.
Deluded/Loveless Bon Jovi Fan
Give love a miss. Go for the shallow
OPTION: MINE'S A NICE HOT BATH!
GREETINGS 'ZINERS
I thought I would share with you my idea for a new religion - Pythonism - the worship of Mony Python's Flying Circus.
We would praise the latter-day saints, St Eric, St Michael, both St Terrys and St John, but mainly we would bow before Him, the immortal spirit, the pipe-smoking genius that was Graham Chapman.
Any budding disciples write back stating you favourite Python and favourite sketch and I shall reply with your position in the church of Python.
Her Holiness, The Bishop
You're talking to the Pope of Python!
CONFUSE-A-CAT & LIFE OF BRIAN GET ME
DEAR 'ZINERS AND WLW
Bigman was at the airport on the way to Spain.
He was wearing winkle picker shoes (he thinks they're cool) and they got caught in the escalator and the ends snapped off.
This is a true story!
One Eyed Wheeze
And what's wrong with winkle pickers?
BETTER THAN WHELK SQUELCHERS... EH?
DEAR 'ZINERS
I woke up this morning and said (as usual) "Hello birds, hello sky, hello clouds, hello trees...etc" yet I did not know for what purpose they had been sent there.
I have noticed that all 'Ziners do is ask questions, like they do not have minds of their own. We should sail through life, happy and contented with what we know and without stupid questions filling up what space we have in our troubled minds.
Be free as birds in spirit, mind and soul.
Sanbenito - of the female gender
I'll feel free to poo on your car then!
I'M JUST THAT KINDA BIRD!
