The Mega-Zine Museum
November 5, 1997
ECLECTICA We must be all we are, in this time of... angels. She's talking cherubs!
MONSTER COOKIE Infamous Bubble Gum Killer. Hey babe! I've never took a chance on anyone, but I'm willing for you! You'll be chancing it...
GRUNGE CHIC To Psycho. More rhyming bands:- Radiohead - Right Said Fred, Hanson - Marilyn Manson, Smash Mouth - The Beautiful South. REM - Boys to Men (Kind of, well perhaps not, er... mmm).
FLEDGLING 'ZINERS!
Frustrated at your inability to write anything up to WLW's sky-high (cough) standards? Simply include something in the letter or send something alongside, like hard cash, a few crates of lager, or photos of celebrities in the shower (or not!).
This could be happening all the time anyway for all we know. I'm sure comrade WLW isn't above a little bribery and corruption....
Chilean Rose (no offence, natch)
A LITTLE bribery and corruption? I want
A FOREST, NOT A SHRUBBERY!
TMBGE'S BOYFRIEND
Oooh! Grab your handbag Bob & Vic style or what? (Was that too blase, inane and all the other pomposity you cared to mention?)
Thanks for your worthwhile analysis of me. You fitted my description of the head-in-own-bottom 'Ziner - we're even.
I write what I think. It may be rubbish to you - fair dos if so. But who cares.
You think discussing God's a worthwhile subject. I think Y-fronts are tasteful.
Blue Raisan
Iranu! Let's stop shooting insults and
BOB DOWN THE VIC FOR A PINT!
LUNCHBOX
Love, who needs it? My advice for you is to get a dog (of the 4 legged kind) because:
- they usually are more fun
- they do not suffer from mood swings
- when they annoy you, you can throw them out the house
- they are cheaper - no birthday present, no Valentines' present and no Christmas present needed.
Demona
But in some ways they're so similar -
HALITOSIS AND DUVET-HOGGING! TUT!
WLW/'ZINERS
What has become of our beloved 'Zine lately? It has changed from being a light-hearted witty escapism, filled with Flimbo, Blue R and Monster Cookie, full of pathetic kids like Doochie.
Soon enough 'Posium Girl will be Porno Girl; Psycho with Perfect Teeth will become Psycho with Perfect Pecs; and Dazy Girl from Mars will be Dazy, Girl from Uranus.
Be afraid 'Ziners, be very afraid...
Grunge Chic
You'll never be a slushy gunge chic,
BUT WHERE'S THE WOO IN WIT? I 'OWL!
