The Mega-Zine Museum
November 4, 1997
BOB THE PSYCHEDELIC HAMSTER I was just listening to Radiohead and I got so depressed I thought about reading Backchat. Please forgive me for my mind is weak. Okay.
THE GIRL WITH THE SPLIT PERSONALITY. Where have all the chicken heads gone?
BLUE RAISAN I have a theory — but first imagine the scenario: You're shopping on a busy day with lots of townies and other irritants around. The theory: Think wasps. Think of bargains as honey. Very useful, Christmas is near!
DEPRESSING THINGS ABOUT HAVING A COLD
- You can't taste chocolate (or anything).
- People saying "you're not sick. It's just a cold".
- Having to empty your bin 12 times a day 'cause it's full of tissues.
- General lack of sympathy 'cause it's going around!
Dazy, Girl from Mars
There is one warming factor - you are
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SPREAD OF GERMS
DEAR 'ZINERS
Isn't the Barbie song great? Isn't it nice that someone's written a song about Pamela Anderson?
Don't believe me? Listen to the lyrics:
- "undress me anywhere"
- "Life is plastic, it's fantastic"
- "I'm a blonde bimbo girl"
Obvious? I'm certainly convinced.
L'il Pink Star
Someone had to pen a dedication before
HER CHEST FLOATS HER AWAY
HEY 'ZINERS
Lately I've found I've been asking myself a lot of questions. Help me out.
- Why are boys' bedrooms so smelly?
- Why hasn't the Teletubbies creator been locked up yet?
- Why isn't David Grohl the leader of the universe?
- Why does the guy you like always like your best friend?
- Why doesn't Michael "mullet head" Bolton get his hair cut?
Grunge Chic
I think deep down you know the answers
NO. 5 WAS A PREMONITION!
DEAR 'ZINERS
It seems that everyone on Zine has a boy/girlfriend, except me. I feel so alone.
I am a cute curvy redhead. I love vampire books and movies. My fave bands are Hanson, Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls.
If any hunky guys are interested, write in and let me know.
Sweetest Sweetheart
What are we? Lonely hearts? Find a
WAY OF KEEPING YOURSELF AMUSED!
