The Mega-Zine Museum
November 2, 1997
SCARLET MIDGET We've just got a telly with text on it. I want everyone to know I think 'Zine rules!
KO PAUL VISSACK I have become so bored with Earth that I have created my own universe which is faster, more colouful and less stressful. Just like that. Hmm.
TO ANYONE ON MEGAZINE REGULARLY
You are all lifeless freaks and internet freaks with sad pseudonyms like Psychopath with Perfect Teeth and Bob the Fish.
I challenge you to prove your worth to me and reply to this letter. In the mean time get a life, go and socialse!
Danny Tree Westcliffe
PS WLW you're a coward if you don't print this.
PPS AFKA Gonzo (I ask you)
Sad pseudonyms or not, me and my mate,
FRUIT CAKE, CAN'T RESIST A CHALLENGE
DEAR 'ZINE
Hi to all and welcome to the wonderful world of DHF (me).
I met a fellow Symposium fan on Saturday. At last, someone who appreciates that I have all the CDs released so far, the only limited edition LP released so far, the entire band's autographs and their gig towel!
You don't have to be who you are. Be who you want to be.
DHF
To WLW, come off it. GWIG (Spice lover) gets printed twice! You can at least print my comment on individuality.
But which is which is more original?
BE INDIVIDUAL - I FOLLOW SYMPOSIUM?
YO 'ZINERS
Hiya cool kids. In agreement with Miss Daydream, yes, the Teletubby dolls are great but they don't half go bobbly quickly.
Speaking of bobbles, there is a great old woman down my street who knits classic woolly winter hats for only a quid! Bargain or what?
On the subject of bargains - Teletext! It's completely free.
Listen, right, Spice Girls are cool.
Rebel Girl
Bobby Brown, Upside Down, Warren G and R Kelly, Sheryl Crow and Coolio!
It's not big and it's not bala-clava!
BUT, YOUR PEROGATIVE, BOBBLY BROWN!
MEGAZINE
To Dazy, Girl from Mars
Oh my white Goddess
Whenceforth you came?
Daily I wait reading the 'Zine
Hoping you'll musefully grace the screen,
You have whet my appetite
Others' statements just aren't right.
Please don't abate my humble plea
I'm begging you now, write back to me!
The Reverent Rhapsodist
A Rhapsodist in blue there. He's hungry
BUT IF MUSIC BE THE FOOD OF LOVE...
