The Mega-Zine Museum
October 31, 1997
MIDNIGHT BLUE
Now, all of the 'Ziners I have assessed,
I think I should put matters to rest,
because, if you haven't guessed,
at current, Blue Raisan is BEST. Are you after a date?
MAGIC GUY Life is Pum at the moment. Someone cheer me up! Black magic then?
JONESY I saw on the back of my football ticket it said: "For your comfort and wellbeing please take your seat 20 mins before kick-off." Don't you find this a bit sinister? What happens if you don't make it? You lose your footing!
DEAR DAZY, GIRL FROM MARS
I beg to differ, I do exist. Also, one of my "gorgeous lips" (your words not mine) has a ring through it, as does one of my eyebrows (my other eyebrow has a bar throught it. There's a stud in my ear and a ring through my nipple).
And, I don't always laugh at TFI Friday sometimes I put BBC2 on and laugh at the wafer-thin scripts in Star Trek. You really should check your facts before you race to the postbox.
Santiago de Compostela
Anything with a star-studded cast would
PLEASE THIS KING OF ACCESSORIES
HEY ALL YOU 'ZINERS
I hereby nominate the Psycho with Perfect Teeth for 'Ziner of the year.
Week in week out his amusing quips and anecdotes never fail to make me smile.
A couple of months ago I probably would have nominated Bob the Fish, but since his treacherous appearance on (shudder) Backchat, I have lost all respect. Fish like him deserve to be locked up in a padded cell with no water.
Grunge Chic
Ooh sharky. Cod swimmers like him will
GET A GRILLING... WITH GARLIC...
DEAR 'ZINE
Has anyone else noticed how the 'Zine can be like real-life showbiz?
One minute you're on top of the pile and the next you're in the gutter again, not good enough anymore.
So how about other awards for 'Ziners eg worst, funniest and best looking!
Stavros the Hamster
PS Anyone out there in 'Zineland heard of a band called Angelica?
Stavros, you're WLW'S pet, so smile,
EVERY WHEEL HAS A FURRY LINING.
TMBGE'S BOYFRIEND
You are not the only vegan in the world (although I know the feeling). You are perhaps though the only person in the world to use such pretentious words. I understood them, but I'm not impressed.
Now I've insulted you, can you recommend some good vegan chocolate?
Just C
If people want to believe in their own particular God, why not? I'm hoping that one day I'll "see the light".
Try seeing Light Lunch, but being a
VEGAN, YOU'RE PROBABLY USED TO IT.
