The Mega-Zine Museum
October 3, 1997
WAKE UP Anyone realised that pop is well and truly dead, thanks to Top of the Pops? Do BBC actually think that by miming music, bands gain respect? Yes, but what if some of them actually tried to sing?
LITTLE GREEN BLADE GIRL Hockey's stupid and very pointless - running about like headless chickens with sticks. What-ho!
DEMONA Has anyone else noticed that the guys who fancy anorexic thin models are the guys that slag you about having a flat chest? Ignore it. It's titillation.
TO ALL INTELLIGENT 'ZINERS (about two and counting...)
Aren't some the things people say funny? A few days back one of my friends said that he had tried to pick up a girl and failed.
This made me wonder. Had the girl fallen over and, if so, was it an accident or was she pushed?
I then considered that my friend had decided to check her weight for her free of charge. I told him he was wasting his time and should try picking up dumb-bells instead so that he would get muscles and attract girls!
Flimbo, the talking electric meter
Language. Funny eh? I've always found
THE TERM GOING FOR A CHINESE ODD!
TO THE PSYCHOPATH WITH PERFECT TEETH
More things for Room 101
- Celeb guests who try too hard to be funny on Shooting Stars
- First-time-printed 'Ziners who write in just to complain about the good ol' 'Ziners
- Talking, listening and sharing exercises in school, from teachers who want to be thought of as "your friend".
'Posium Girl
I think that in point three, the last
WORD OMITS AN R. MAKE MORE SENSE?
DEAR 'ZINERS
I'm depressed. Can anyone answer me this question?
What exactly is love? Throughout my 17 years on this planet I have never met anyone who I could honestly say I felt love for. I am even thinking of asking a girl out just because I don't want to be the only one not dating!
Does love happen or do you have to ask someone out and then it happens after a while? Am I just meant to always be alone?
The Lunchbox
Time! One day a girl is going open you
YOU UP AND TAKE A FANCY TO YOUR BAPS
TO 'ZINE
Can I nominate Blue Raisan for a 'Zine award of coolness, sponsored by Bob the Fish?
I know my second-ever letter complained about your cruel treatment of Star Girl, but now I have seen you as a truly perceptive 'Ziner.
Oh, and I like the Choose poem, even if WLW didn't.
By the way, has anyone heard from Red Chipolata or Myopic Melon?
Bob the Fish
I just opted to select a few choice
WORDS TO ELECT ME AS A CHOSEN MEANY!
