The Mega-Zine Museum
October 1, 1997
DRAGON FLEW Hey diddle diddle the cat couldn't fiddle, the cow turned her back on the moon. The little dog said: "This is very poor sport" and the dish had a row with the spoon! Do I sense some negativity in your life?
DOC MARTENS in disguise I've got a pen pal in Scotland and at the end of her letter she wrote: "I am pink therefore I am spam," and I laughed. Oh, funny.
80s MUSIC FAN Sweet and Tender Hooligan has exactly the same view as me - most chart music is complete rubbish. Hear hear.
SO-CALLED DOVE FROM ABOVE
Who the heck are you? You shall not be accepted on the pages of the 'Zine until you change your name.
I am the original Dove From Above and have been around quite a while, thrilling the world (kind of) with marvellous poetry about cream horns and whelks, and my fightening but true Reeves and Mortimer-related tales.
You clearly haven't been reading the 'Zine long, although I admit WLW has ignored my last couple of letters.
S/he probably has something against poets of the feathered variety.
THE DOVE FROM ABOVE (original and best)
Heron I promise my mind shan't narrow,
I'LL PRINT ALL, FROM DOVE TO SPARROW
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
The final word on the Oasis album....
YAWN.
Same old, same old, Beatles rip offs. Liam's test card voice... it's like the critics are going ballistic because they don't want egg on their faces again (after slagging Morning Glory - fingers not on the popular pulse etc.)
Be Here Now? No thanks, I have to wash the dog's Y-fronts.
Vomage Frais
Wash the dogs Y-fronts? Y? Has he made
AN OASIS ON THE LIVING-ROOM FLOOR?
HI PSYCHOPATH WITH THE PERFECT TEETH
Stuff I'd put into Room 101
- Backchateers, the names Kenneth and Norman, Arsenal,
- the Spice Girls, goths, Tamara Beckwith,
- after-school hockey practice, GCSE chemistry, Pringles adverts,
- Trekkies, Jurassic Park, American spellings like 'color',
- hairy chests, shell suits and fake tan, unrequited love &
- not getting on 'Zine.
Girl who owns Mark Hamilton's Smile
Angel Interceptor - why do you adore 'Posium Girl so, when I'm a huger N Irish Ash Fan who is mad for you?!
All may be fair in love and war but
C'MON GIRLS, WHERE'S YOUR DIGNITY!
DEAR WLW
Hello once again; - in reply to the Galactic 'Ziner - I Mr Shankly Speaking Frankly shall describe myself.
I am 17. I have fair hair, brown eyes and bushy eyebrows. I have a hoop in my ear.
I am a medium build - not quite a six pack, more of a three-pack I'm afraid - hairy legs and a hairy bum.
The Smiths, Housemartins, Morrisey and the Smurfs forever!
Mr Shankly Speaking Frankly
Keep your pants on Shankly (please...)
WHAT ABOUT IDENTIFYING MARKS? 10/10!
