The Mega-Zine Museum
September 12, 1997
RODNEY has eaten so much toast and custard he is now known as Wah Wah, the fifth Teletubby.
LONG-HAIRED PUNK BOY IN COMBATS wonders if others buy all the formats of a single, eg CD2 and the limited edition one-sided double-grooved 12" picture disc in a cloth bag with a free patch?
BOB THE FISH asks why, in films, briefcases are full of money. Prob 'cos The Economist magazine, a packed lunch and a calculator aren't very exciting.
TO ANYONE WHO CARES
I got those end of summer blues. Soon the cold will come and I will be alone. Who have I to snuggle up to in front of the... er... radiator?
This Christmas Eve will be the anniversary of my rabbit's death; the best friend I ever had.
It's not like I hate winter, but... Never mind. I'll just drink lots of coffee and maybe buy a security blanket.
Flimbo, the talking electric meter
Winter's great. Bracing walks, crisp
AIR, SLOW-COOKED STEAK, CRUMBLES...
DEAR 'ZINE
The other day as I was sitting in a traffic jam, a cyclist went whizzing past. As he passed each car he shouted anti-pollution slogans.
As he turned around to give me a two-fingered salute, he collided with the pavement and went sprawling.
This made me so happy I almost smiled, but not quite.
The Scales of Justice
Pity the poor cyclist. He DID have a
VALID POINT. BUT THE HUMILIATION...
VAMPIRE POEM
The vampire has two faces.
one stares into your eyes,
the other at your neck.
One speaks in riddles,
the other licks its lips.
One holds your hand,
the other checks your pulse.
One kisses your neck,
the other feasts.
Morgan the vampire-hunter
Explain this obsession with vampires.
I IMAGINE THEY MUST FLOSS A LOT.
'ZINESTERS
Does the thing at the top right of the screen look familiar?
The famous five have infiltrated the 'Zine in the form of Scary Spice.
For months this image has been emitting Girl Power rays.
Never underestimate the power of Spice. Beware.
Madame Yoda, still grieving
If that's who it is, she looks like she
IS SQUASHED UNDER A SHEET OF ICE.
