The Mega-Zine Museum
September 9, 1997
BROKEN CIRCLES was on holiday with Lord Lucan and Shergar when a mackerel flipped out of the ocean and attacked Shergar. The fish met a squishy fate.
THE RED CHIPOLATA tells Pig on the Rampage to EAT UP YOUR FISH, ABLE BRAIN.
BLOKE IN BLACK has a poem: I am green, sometimes blue. But don't be scared because I smell of... How childish!
THE LEADER OF THE UNDERGROUND PEOPLE has spent all summer watching an ant colony build a hill three inches high.
OIC
I'm in a 10der mood today
and feel poetic 2.
4 fun I'll just - off a line
and send it off 2 U.
I'm sorry U've been 6 O long,
don't B disconsol8;
but bear your ills with 42d,
and they won't seem so gr8.
Dragonflew
O R U R 2 Br A Knee.
2B 2B FREE AGAIN. ER, IS THAT OK?
WARNING
I believe I have discovered an extremely dangerous species, more dangerous in fact than the OAP at the bus stop who uses her umbrella as a battering ram.
The species is the Saturday Shopper. Not dissimilar to the Sunday Driver, this animal can be found causing havoc in supermarkets up and down the country.
They should be charged with being insane in charge of a trolley and locked up.
The Scales of Justice
What's your middle name? Charles
BRONSON WITH A MAGNUM (ALMOND FLAV)?
DEAR 'ZINE
Can someone explain to me the point of light-coloured jeans?
They look really stupid and you can only wear them for about five minutes before they get covered in all manner of filth.
Psychopath with Perfect Teeth
Sounds like an indictment of your
HOUSE-CLEANING SKILLS.
GREETINGS 'ZINE
One thing that is very confusing about Batman is why normal people have so much difficulty catching criminals when the criminals either name themselves after animals or generally look weird.
Perhaps there is something added to the water supply in Gotham City, or maybe the reason normal criminals get caught is that they DON'T look weird.
Bob the Fish
Or maybe simply because it's
BASED ON A COMIC BOOK!
