The Mega-Zine Museum
September 5, 1997
GIRL FARR I don't see why some people have a problem with football-like chanting at cricket matches. I think the Barmy Army's songs are great. These songs really encourage the players and boy, don't the English team need it!
THE ANTISPICE STAR Am I the only person who finds Marilyn Manson incredibly gorgeous? The Poisoner is cool. Are you male or female?
'POSIUM GIRL Angel Interceptor - I'll be your girl from Mars and we'll drink the sunshine together, minds on fire.
SOME THOUGHTS
How do we know Zine people really exist? All the people who write in could be one person using different names.
If (for example) the red chipolata or the BB Man write in, how do we know it's actually them and not some imposter using their name?
I'm new, by the way, hope I sound crazy enough.
VERMEIL ELF
Crazy? Your name should be
MAD ONE - BUT MAYBE IT IS?
TO YOU ALL
Why are Southerners so soft? Why do they all have such stupid accents? Why are they so rubbish at football? Why do they believe that they are trendy when in fact they are all fashion freaks of the highest order?
I assume that 75% of the people who write in to this page are Southern judging by the drivel which is shown daily. Why is it that Southerners succeed at looking stupid without meaning to?
The Other Kennedy
Why are Northeners so opinionated?
YOU NORTHERN NANCY!
BLUE RAISAN
Who do you think you are?
Star Girl may not be of this planet, but WE think you should leave her alone. It must be hard for her anyway, the only Star Wars fan to live in a 10 mile radius. And don't diss people hair - I'm sure we've all done it!
Long live Edam munchers!
F. Fyura... & A little Rai of Sunshine
Anyone who snacks on cheese is an
ALIEN LIFEFORM IN DISGUISE
HANSON ARE SISTERS
- aren't they? Anyway, I want to know why Hanson pretend to be boys when -
- They sound like girls
- They've got long blonde hair like girls
- They've got their hair permed like girls
- They've got NO talent just like the Spice GIRLS
This brings me to the conclusion that they are girls.
HYPER DOO
Are you trying to convince yourself?
DO YOU FANCY HANSON?!
