The Mega-Zine Museum
August 15, 1997
SPACE HIPPY tells Star Girl to gerrof, Luke Skywalker's HERS. Oh, and may the Force be with you.
THE PSI-COP urges us to accept that Babylon Five is the best show on TV EVER and that Jerry Doyle is gorgeous.
TWICKENHAM BEAR says one hundred pears cure gum disease.
BLUE RAISAN thinks it's weird that at 4am all is silent outside but at 4.10am the birds go mad. They're saying hello to the sun, silly.
DEAR 'ZINE
Just what IS a Spice Girl? A grown-up Tellytubby? A lobotomy patient with below average intelligence? Or just someone the boys all slobber over? Answers on a postcard please.
I'd rather listen to The Verve ta very much.
Has anyone seen Men In Black yet? That looks SO cool.
Peace,
Star Girl
Meeeeeoww! Retract those claws NOW.
LIVE AND LET LIVE, EH?
DEAR 'ZINE
I have recently observed that a number of "psychopaths" have been gracing these pages recently, and I find it nothing short of vulgar.
Have these people ever suffered at the hands of a real psychopath or been robbed of loved ones by a psychopath? Do they know what it is like to be afflicted by severe mental disturbance?
Somehow, I think not.
Truckdriving Neighbour Downstairs
And let's hope it stays that way.
OH, I'VE COME OVER ALL GOOSEBUMPY.
MY IDEAL DAY
Riding the biggest white-knuckle ride in the world;
jumping out of a plane;
seeing Bush and Reef in concert;
getting my eyebrow pierced;
drinking blueberry Slush Puppies with Dennis Pennis under a willow tree;
all the people in my bedroom posters coming alive and playing a supergig;
being able to hold conversations with my rabbit;
being able to fly;
Gavin Rossdale reading Flossy Teacake's Fur Coat to me;
going to Oz to see the wizard;
completing Sonic the Hedgehog;
being caught in a monsoon.
Blue Raisan
Old Chinese proverb: never drink Slush
PUPPY IN RAIN - TAKE TOO LONG.
DEAR MR 'ZINE
I'm a 17-year-old boy who loves The Smiths. Now, would 'ziners answer these questions:
- How soon is now?
- What difference does it make?
- Who was William and was it really nothing?
- Who was Sheila and did she take that bow?
Mr Shankly speaking frankly
Send your answers on the back of a
BUTTERCUP PETAL TO FAIRYLAND.
