The Mega-Zine Museum
August 12, 1997
POSIUM GIRL begs Happy Hippy to contain her love for Red Chipolata 'cos at this rate there'll be someone after WLW. Perish the thought.
THE GIRL WHO LOVES 42 wants to correct Mr Unreadable: only three or so people were killed in JP1.
OPTIMUS PRIME tells all fake punks to get lost. If you weren't one in the early 1970s, you're a fake. Got that, Mushroom Girl?
SOME ALTERNATIVE SPICES
Skanky Spice
Manky Spice
Scabby Spice
Spotty Spice
Hairy Spice
Bad Hair Day Spice
Mixed Spice
Spud-U-Like Spice
Lanky Spice
Lost in Space
What about Sensitive Spice, Winsome
SPICE, CREATIVE SPICE, DEEP SPICE?
LISTEN
I am the Fox Mulder of the real world and I plan to uncover a secret plot of WLW's and his associates to warp all of the zinester's minds and turn them into black buglike creatures on yellow backgrounds and slap 'em on the top right hand corner of each 'zine page.
I suspect WLW's associates include Rodney the Poor Downtrodden Typist and all the Anti-glum League.
Satan's Jester
Why would I do that if I've already got
ENOUGH SQUASHED BUGS FOR MY PAGES?
GREETINGS ALL
I was wondering if other zinesters have a checklist for Nick Fisher's problem page? I have and now I collect problems just like others collect coins.
If anyone would like to send me their problems, do so via the power of your mind.
Morgan the Vampire Hunter
Rather you than me. Other people's
PROBLEMS WOULD GIVE ME A MIGRAINE.
ODE TO NICKY
Nicky Wire, your height's appealing
for I am rather big.
So when I meet you and run to hug you
I'll reach higher than your leg.
The Small Black Flower
that grows in the Sky
You love him, that's clear.
BUT YOUR POEM IS JUNK.
