The Mega-Zine Museum
August 4, 1997
VAPOUR TRAIL I'm on holiday in Norfolk and the TV is devoid of Teletext but I wrote so that you won't entertain the idea I would ever abandon my dearly beloved 'Zine. Touched by fatal 'zine-action!
THE ANGEL OF IRONY Richey was about 10 when Lennon was shot. The line is kinda meant to be tongue in cheek. Oh ironic.
CUCUMBER HARVEY Has anyone noticed the dramatic new uprising of inspirational adverts? I think the Heinz ads are the coolest, and they work too! Poooee!
DEAR 'ZINE
I love being a weirdo!
I also love Luke Skywalker, Star Wars and Star Wars music (but none of that matters).
Am I the only 15-year-old who thinks that Luke Skywalker is gorgeous? I think that's why people call me a weirdo - also because I have purple streaks in my hair.
Long live the rebellion.
Star Girl - A friend of the Galactic Empire is no friend of mine.
Well, you're Hans Solo on that one!
I'M A TROOPER THROUGH AND THROUGH
DEAR 'ZINE
5 reasons why I think this letter should be printed:
- It would allow me to join the ranks of the BB man and the Red Chipolata.
- Lists are quicker to read than letters, meaning the whole page can be read before it changes.
- It lets me make up my own code name — a rite of passage for all teenagers.
- I get to see what WLW will say about someone with an obsession with lists.
'Posium Girl
Does no-one list-en? I hate lists! U've
STARTED ON A CATALOGUE OR ERRORS!
DEAR WLW
I have a few questions to ask you. Here they are:
Are you male or female?
What colour eyes do you have?
How old are you?
What colour hair do you have?
I will worship you forever.
Your faithful follower,
Perfect Passionfruit
What kind of enigma divulges that?
JUST TAKE IT FOR GRANTED I'M LUSH!
DEAR WLW
If I wasn't under age I would have bought a lottery ticket today. Yes, you've guessed it. I'm feeling lucky.
Me and my friend were both trying to get tickets to an Oasis concert. She started ringing from 9am, and sat there solidly for hours. I decided to try my luck - and luck is the word - and got through four times.
There was one downfall, I guess; we didn't get the venue we wanted. We're going to Exeter instead of Birmingham. But hey, it's a start.
Just a Girl
A criminal offence, feeling lucky! I'll
BUY THE LOTTO TICKET: SPLIT 30/70?
