The Mega-Zine Museum
July 25, 1997
WLW would like to say to SPARKLE PUNKA: I have delivered two apologies re the rash comment concerning Northern Ireland, and I will apologise again. Northern Ireland is brilliant, I know.
JUST A GIRL I've been reading 'Zine for a while, but who the DEVIL is WLW? Care to exXplain? I know he is a prejudiceD kind of guy. I'M White Line Warrior, I exist below the line (geddit?), and I'm more Pride than Prejudice - Doh!
BABY-BELL What's happened to Anthony Andrew and Algenon? He'll revisit!
DEAR 'ZINE
Whiskers on kittens and brown paper packages are not a few of my favourite things. I rather prefer (sung to tune):
Dennis Pennis in short trousers and dockers,
1980s sweets sold in Happy Shoppers,
Gary Stringer all tied up in string,
These are a few of my favourite things.
When it's sunny, when I'm crying,
When I'm feeling red,
I simply remember my fave things,
so I don't feel so dead.
Blue Raisan
Sucking 17-year-old sweets, dreaming of
PENNIS - I'D SAY 8/10 PREFER WHISKERS
A MINI THESIS ON MOSHING
by Disciple of the Watch
Moshing was a term invented by a man called Vinnie Stigma of the NY hardcore band Agnostic Front in the mid '80s. It was popularised by thrash bands of that time, i.e Anthrax's Caught in a Mosh.
Since then, trendy idiots have usurped it and as a result we have Radiohead fans moshing which is a bit like an intelligent Teletubbies viewing Spice Girls fan.
Please stop describing their noise as hardcore. HC is Sick Of It All, Cro-Mags, and has been around since the '70s and is more listenable.
Absolute mosh tosh. Usurping is part
OF LINGUISTIC PROGRESSION!
RE: COOL GRANDPARENTS
Scales of Justice your Granny deserves true respect.
My Grandad has made an album and a single and although they aren't very good and will never be released, at least he has fulfilled his life's ambition and is happy with what he has achieved and it shows that when you get old you can still be young mentally if not physically.
Perhaps they should get together although granny wouldn't like it!
Mr Unreadable
Let's get out the grandma-phone
AND SLIP THOSE DISCS TILL MORNING!
DEAR SCALES OF JUSTICE
I must say that I totally agree with you my dear friend. In my opinions, adverts are becoming much tackier.
Take, for instance, Vanish clothes bleach or Ace clothes bleach. And of course there is that awfully acted Lombard Direct personal loan ad with that stupid man and his family with that pathetic cartoon telephone.
Well, the list is endless. I could fill the entire 'Zine with more but I shall not because I am so kind.
The Underground Potato Movemant
Next time, ad-vert your eyes, UPM
AN ACE WAY TO MAKE IT ALL VANISH!
