The Mega-Zine Museum
July 23, 1997
THERAPIST? There's been a lot of controversy recently over the "Richie is Dead" song, but I can't see why. It was the Manics themselves who released Suicide is Painless in 1992! This argument is a complete MASH!
TEFLON A poem for latinists: Teacherum sitibus, on the deskimorum... Deskibus collapsibus, teacher on the floorum. Or tale of the cane: Bendo, wackeri, ouchi, sorbum!
99% PROOF Where have all the cowboys gone? Home for tea.
ATTENTION ALL 'ZINERS
I don't believe it. I leave Mega-Zine for a couple of weeks and it falls apart, vampires coming from all directions, individualists resurfacing and even getting beaten by Backchat in a slanging match.
I've seen enough and I'm going to commandeer the 'Zine. From now on I am in control. WLW is on a small Carribean island being guarded by my soldiers you can consider this a coup d'etat.
Artist Formerly Known As Gonzo
Because you have been awol for so long
YOU ARE NOW JUST ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN!
YO GREEN 'ZINE
Why is it, right, that when the weather is absolutely sweltering hot, I don't have a pair of shorts to wear at all and I have to walk around like a silly twit in winter clothes.
But as soon as the heavens open and it feels as if Great Britain has taken its holiday at the North Pole, Mother Nature (bless her soul) gives me some dosh to buy summer clothes.
Yoko
Yoko, oh no! (geddit?) you've just
BEEN UNSEASONABLY CAUGHT SHORT!
Dear 'Zine
I would like to start a new debate on that most famous debating topic — cruel sports.
Seeing as the country is on the brink of banning fox hunting I would like Zinesters to air their views on this massively arguable topic.
I myself am strongly against cruel sports as it is just an excuse for sadistic wealthy people to have "fun"
The Underground Potato Movement
You heard what the spud said
PICK UP A PEELER AND CHIP IN!
LITTLE SISTERS
Little sister, little brat!
I'd like to squash you flat!
She whines and wails "I'm telling Mum!"
Her favourite line is "I want one!"
O little demon is there a hell
Where little sisters are born?
If there is then give them back!
And plague my house no more
Myopic Melon
Don't you just love
SIBLING RIVALRY
