The Mega-Zine Museum
July 13, 1997
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE reckons she has sent in 25 letters in the last four days. WLW is calling her a liar. No-one has got that much free-time and if they're that sad we don't want them!!!
PENELOPE PITSTOPS HANDBAG has been seen roaming around on a bright yellow cloud, with not a care in the world.
EGG would like the following answered: Is there really such a thing as the egg diet? And if so, does it really work?
DEAR WLW
Please can you help settle a long running debate about the pronunciation of the 'Zine.
Michelle and me pronounce it 'Zine, as in Bean or Mean. Andrea pronounces it 'Zine as in Wine or Fine and Joy has just started to read to 'Zine, so she doesn't know.
Can any other 'Ziners help our dilemma.
L'il Rimmer
There are no hard and fast rules - say
IT WHATEVER WAY, BUT JUST SAY IT!
A FEW SCOOBY DOO CATCHPHRASES
- Shaggy an Scooby, you take Thelma and follow the axe murderer.
- Rim for a roob-rack Raggy.
- And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for the meddling kids.
- That's strange, the fairgrounds running and there's not a soul in sight.
- My glasses, my glasses, I've lost my glasses.
Refresh my failing memory. Who exactly
SAID NUMBER 5?
METAMORPHOSIS
Pale because he wants to be,
Black because he's pale.
Spurning all success,
But tearing when he fails.
Schizophrenic, misanthropic,
Hides behind the door.
Exaggerated, replicated,
or unparallelled and pure?
Vapour Trail
I think a few 'Ziners really need to
GET OUT AND SOCIALISE A BIT MORE
DEAR MEGA-ZINE
Stop picking on Des Lynam's 'tache!
Des is the absolute guv'nor of sports television. Watch and learn!
He is tremendously cool and will remain to be forever.
Queen of Babble
Cool! He is most probably old enough
TO BE YOUR FATHER!
